I stumble into the suite like a soldier returning from the battle field, clutching my stomach dramatically. "Tell my story, Jasper. Tell the world how I bravely - no, heroically- devoured twelve restaurants in one cruise," I groan, collapsing onto the nearest couch. "Also, Google to see if I broke the World Guinness Record. You never know."
Jasper chuckles, leaning against the doorframe and folding his arms across his chest. "If I tell this story, can I omit the part where you ate two desserts at the same time?"
I give him the bombastic side-eye glare. "If you dare leave it out, I will disown you. That was my finest moment, Jasper!"
"Your finest moment was trying to eat two desserts at the same time and almost chocking," he points out, raising an eyebrow.
"Details, Jasper!" I wave dism
