Jasper's POV;
I'm having the best sleep of my life. The kind where you sink into the mattress, perfectly warm, perfectly comfortable—until I'm yanked out of it. Violently.
"JASPER!"
I jolt awake, my heart pounding in my chest, my brain scrambling to process reality as I stare at Thea, who is now sitting upright in bed with a look of pure distress.
"What?! What happened?" I ask, half-awake, checking her like she is in labor or something.
Thea clutches her stomach dramatically. "I need pickles and ice cream. Right now!"
I blink.
Once.
Twice.
Then I frown. "...It’s midnight."
Thea's eyes widen in horror. "Oh my God, so you’re just going to let your pregnant girlfriend and future baby STARVE?"
I pinch the space between my nose, exhaling slowly. I am too tired for th
