Pressure Cooker
INT - THE ABSOLUTION ACADEMY HALLWAY - SAME The last thing Seth remembers as he collapses to the floor in a sprinter's pose is the screams...the horrible screams coming from Rick Alderboro. And the pixies. Those two nasty, gyrating pixies that twerk and do the butterfly by poor Rick Alderboro's head whenever he has the slightest s****l thought. Anyway, it was true. Ever since that day, VonTrosen swore that any student who dared pass by his freshman s*x ed class while it was in session would be used as a live-action demonstration and magically infected with Clip-Clop Chlamydia. All the students at the school knew about the curse and took the long way around the halls to get to their classrooms. VonTrosen kept his horrible promise, infecting any student who walked past his class while it
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