One Ted: Under The Cover Secret Service

"Only a delusional man will fall inlove with someone who doesn't know how to shower nor brush her teeth."

"Then why are you here?"

" Simple, I'm just that mentally retarded guy who thinks you're pretty attractive even if you stink."

I was taken aback, he's not serious, right?

Those dark, sexy, mesmerizing eyes staring straight at me like I'm naked. That's when it hit me, I forgot to wear my undies!