Chapter 10The two guards whom Theseus had f****d before going into the Labyrinth stood outside the great door, spears in hand. The first, Themopylous, turned to the second, Ampelius, and said, “You know what I’ve been thinking about?”
“What?” Ampelius said.
“These uniforms of ours. Seems to me they’re not too practical.”
Ampelius scoffed. “We’ve got helmets, yeah?”
“Yeah, I suppose we do.”
“And gauntlets and boots.”
“Yes, but our torsos and c***s and balls are just out there. All our vital organs are there for the skewerin’, if an enemy has a mind to.”
“Oh, come now, Themopylous, it’s not like we’re ever sent to battle. What enemy do you expect we’ll encounter here in the palace?”
It was at that moment that the doors were ripped off their hinges by the brute force of the rage-fille
