Prologue-This wasn’t in the Brochure
The end. That’s it. If you’ve ever had a life crisis—minor, major, or somewhere between rage-crying in a Walmart parking lot and Googling “How to fake your own death”—read on. You’ll either feel better about your situation or, at the very least, laugh at mine.
Hi. I’m Katie. And this is the story of how my predictable, Pinterest-board-of-a-life got derailed by fate... and then some.
Katie was knee-deep in what everyone called “the good years.”
College? Done.
Career? Check.
Kids? Never happened—thank you, cruel biology.
Marriage? Oh, she had that too. A solid, salt-of-the-earth husband she’d been with for over two decades. Loyal. Steady. Predictable.
So why, with everything settled, did it feel like something inside her was quietly dying?
It wasn’t like she didn’t appreciate what she had. She did. Her husband adored her. He never cheated, drank too much, or forgot their anniversary. But somewhere between his warm meatloaf and colder bedroom habits, a part of Katie went missing.
The part that used to dream. The part that still wanted.
She told herself it was ungrateful. Selfish, even. She didn’t have the stress of raising kids. She had a roof over her head and a job that made her sound respectable at dinner parties. So what if most days felt like a copy-paste loop of emails, grocery runs, and polite nods from people who barely remembered her name?
She had done everything right… and somehow still ended up wondering if this was it.
Year after year, she sacrificed. Her body, her time, her finances, her joy. She shopped secondhand, rotated the same five outfits for years, and stretched pennies like Olympic ribbon gymnasts. She worked two jobs and still played support system to everyone else. And yet, despite all of it, financial peace was always a dream just out of reach.
This year, though? The restlessness wasn’t just humming in her bones—it was screaming.
On the outside, she kept up appearances: polished, capable, pleasant. But inside? She was cracked porcelain. Holding it together with caffeine, prayer, and a good steamy romance novel. Because if she couldn’t have passion in real life, at least she could live vicariously through fictional women who got whisked away by brooding immortals or morally gray warriors with a traumatic past and abs of vengeance.
She didn’t hate her life.
She just didn’t remember choosing it.
And just when she was about to lie down in the destiny she’d settled for...
Fate showed up, handed destiny a shot of tequila, and said,
“Hold my beer.”