Eleanor Teen lifecycle

My name is Eleanor may I'm 5'7 welcome to my teenage life cycle.Wow!! I'm so bad at this ,who even reveal their height in the introduction place? I mean it should probably be hobbies and things like place of birth or something "Stop embarrassing us please" So I'm doing narration about my teen years "how did you even think about that like every time you find new ways of embarrassing yourself " My inner voice is an A..hole alot of celebrities do it like Trevor Noah right?? "They are celebrities and you are not pleaseee !! and anyway who would want to reveal their worst years unless you are a meth addict or homeless and you want charity" Anyway as I was saying I'm doing this because I'm passionate about writing(ignore the inner weirdo) and who says teenage years are the worst ??mmh who?? they are simple the best. so recently I moved out "pssst! she got kicked out " I did not get kicked I moved out because I'm an independent young woman "I don't wanna do this" I am 23 that is young right ?? " I thought we went through self acceptance like 3hours ago?" Okay fine I'm 26 and that is young infact too young and you know what inner weirdo this is my story to tell not yours so I'm switching you the f**k off goodnight So as I was saying I will passionately tell you my scandalous teen stories spontaneously. (I'm full Jane Austen) lower your expectations though but if you had already lowered them please stay because my living status depends on you...just kidding (it's true wink wink)