Survive as a family, I guess

In a world of creativity, freedom and endless video games, was a perfect family. They never argued, never disrespected each other’s boundaries, and always shared heartwarming moments… which made her blood boil. Why couldnt she be happy? Why did she have to leave everything behind just to marry that stupid deity. If they had just stayed, she would’ve been apart of that happy family! SHE would’ve been happy. In a fit of spite and rage, she stomped through alternate realities to find the most miserable, cruel, malicious, sinful versions of the family. Each son, each daughter, mother, father, uncle, cousins, grandparents, met the most vile versions of themselves. But, that’s just silly spoiler stuff to get YOU to read this. Why? The author wants to brag to his mom about being a better story writer. Yes, so smug this author is. In a world of mountains and strangely placed bounce pads, lay the two youngest of the Seattle family. Nicholas and Piper! The self proclaimed twins even though they have nothing in common! Nicholas wore a nice thin leather jacket with short, thin chains attached and dangling from the collar, snug blue jeans and red sneakers. Blue wrists, blue hair and blue eyes, like that one white dragon from the card game. Meanwhile, Piper, being the sensible one, wore thick shoes with spikes on the bottom, a thick body suit and always had cables on hand. Orange wrists, orange hair and orange eyes. These 12 year olds climb these mountains daily, to reach that sweet victory crown before everyone else, you’re probably wondering whats important about the crown, I I’ll let Nicholas explain it in the next episode