CHERYL POV
Gwen: For god's sake, that's the whole point about a blind date. Getting to know each other. I don't know how times I have to say this for you to get it into your head already. Brandon is a nice guy with clean records. Stop stressing over it. Besides, the best-case scenario outweighs the bad-case scenario.
Me: Color me temporarily confused by your English. What's the best-case scenario then?
Gwen: You end up in bed with a pretty hot 'stranger ', it's practically every young woman's fantasy. *Winking emoji* *eggplant emoji*
Me: *Vomiting emoji* Certainly not mine, trust me.
Gwen: Jesus Christ, Cheryl, stop arguing with me and just go on the goddamned date already. If you go on this one and nothing happens between you two, I will stop setting you up on blind dates
