“We are so going to be your bridesmaids.” “I’ll be in charge of the bridal shower.” Huh? Naomi’s mind-lagged for a moment. Why wouldn’t it? It was Thursday morning and she was spending a peaceful time walking towards the Bio building when Celestine and Tiffany suddenly jumped to her bones and started saying nonsense about a wedding she would never have. They were squealing like two rubber ducklings pressed by a toddler. “You guys are silly. Quit being crazy and let me go to my bio class in peace!” She freed her body from her best friends. Man, their grip on her was no joke. “Oh come on, babe. Aren’t you even going to ask us why?” Tif pressed on with a pair of teasing eyebrows while Tine jumped up and down like an excited little munchkin beside her. “No. Don’t wanna hear anything be

