Across the Map with You; Kammy and Theo's Love Story

Hi! I'm Theo, I'd say I'm pretty cool. I was born a male, but I go by her/she/them/they, I am pretty tall, I have black hair, but dyed it red, I also wear an eye patch, I keep an extra one, just in case of emergency, but I don't know if I will ever need that. Now let's talk about family! My family is one of the not too many PIRATES! Yes yes, very cool, but wanna know what's even cooler? My BFF Kam! We met at birth, she came from a family of clowns, but in my opinion she's the craziest clown out of all of them. She is pretty short, 5'2, but at least that means I get to help her all the time with reaching things! I love her with all my heart, but we are friends, that's it! She also has amazing black curls, she wears TONS of makeup, but she doesn't need it to still look like a princess. She's gorgeous, but obviously not my type. NEVER could be my type. I could also NEVER be her type... But not like I care about that.. Now enough with that! Let's get into our great adventures together!