Sweetheart, find way home

It was a sunny afternoon as always. The lectures were so boring that I skipped the school with my homie. "Hey David, look the girl over there." I blink to David and put my eyes on the table next to us. "Ooops, she looks like the type you adore... not my type." David doesn't seem to be as exciting as I am. "Of course, otherwise we will sooner or later breakup due to girls, lol. Help me on her! Lets go and say hi to her." I begged David. David gradually stood up with his coffee glass. "Let go!" He whispered to me. "Go go go!" I spoke to myself in my mind without showing much expression. I am so timid. But the girls is so hot that I cannot help but wanting to know her. When I was thinking, David has already come close the the girl. "Hey, I am David and my friend wants to get to know you." David opened the conversation directly. "So the idiot." I talked to myself. "This is lame at the first greeting to a girl" Although I have never date with any girl, but I somehow knows some of the tricks. Maybe from dramas. Who knows.