He’s a Rebellious Lover, I’ll Tame Him

On my thirtieth birthday, I bought a fully realistic custom robot as a boyfriend online, only to find out it was a buy-one-get-one-free deal. Every night, I fairly took turns climbing into their beds, never favoring one over the other. But over time, I discovered that Jordan was gentle and always completely obeyed all my commands, always finding a way to make me feel most comfortable. On the other hand, Leon was very rough, malfunctioning several times at my most intimate moments, switching to 'aggressive mode'. I called customer service and got a response. "Dear customer, theoretically, robots will completely obey their owner’s commands. But occasionally, they need to be tamed according to their personality. Of course, if you feel that any model is unsuitable, you can contact us for a return, and we will proceed with explosive destruction." After thinking it over, I decided against returning them, as I had already developed feelings. So, I decided to try taming Leon. Originally, it was Leon's turn tonight, but I opened another door wearing a lace nightgown. ***** Jordan, who was already asleep alone, was quite surprised, "Isn't it today…" I didn't say anything more, and seeing his obedient appearance, I couldn’t help but indulge him. Just then, the door was slammed open, and Leon’s face was gloomy against the backlight. "Are you kidding me? Forgetful at thirty, getting lost in just two rooms?" I didn’t speak and opened his control panel. I saw that it was in aggressive mode. It was the same again. Ever since he came to my house, every time things got heated, he would automatically switch to aggressive mode. It got worse over time, and once when I forgot to put on the perfume he liked, he deliberately crashed at my most excited moment. I went online to seek advice from other users, but none of the ones who bought the same model had encountered this situation. A: [Impossible! My robot is fierce in bed, but off the bed, he’s like a good dog.] B: [Did she buy a fake one?] Later, I called customer service, and the response was, "Dear customer, theoretically it shouldn’t happen. Every robot should absolutely obey the owner’s arrangements and do their utmost to satisfy the female owner’s desires." But no matter how many times I experimented, there was no improvement. A thought popped into my mind. Could it be that I’m not the female owner Leon recognizes? Leon in front of me, with disdain, knocked my hand away and retrieved the control panel. "I am the genuine one. He was the buy-one-get-one-free gift. I hope you don’t get it wrong!" In a fit of rage, he swept the table full of items to the floor. Just then, the doorbell suddenly rang. The illegitimate daughter of the father I despise the most appeared at the door. "Sister, if you can't treat them both fairly, don't be so greedy. Leon can stay with me for a while." I wondered how she knew. Turning my head, I saw the flashing light on Leon's chest, and I understood everything. Sensing danger, Leon had already sent a distress signal to his 'mistress.' I tightened my grip on the door handle. "No matter what, I brought him home, so you should leave." As I was about to close the door, Leon extended his arm to block it. "I really can't stand greedy old women like you. Keeping me here to serve you is one thing, but why trouble Megan?" Hearing 'old woman' from his mouth left me momentarily dazed, and I couldn't help but ask, "If you hate me so much and have secretly acknowledged someone else as your owner, why did you come back with me?" When I tried him out at the store, he went out of his way to please me, obedient like a little puppy. "Please, Miss Ariane, take me home." I spent a fortune to buy him and invested millions to keep him in top condition. Now I'm the 'old woman,' while he's burning with affection for Megan. Feeling guilty, Leon covered the indicator light, snorted coldly, and escorted Megan away. I stood there as Jordan gently wiped away the tears from my eyes, releasing all his energy to warm me. What is there left to hesitate about? I decisively dialed customer service, "Leon just isn't right for me. Please come and pick him up."