"Ow! f**k a duck!"
"Liz… have you never put on mascara before?"
Of course not. Look at me Sarah. Are you stupid?
"Once or twice. I keep poking myself in the eye!"
"Give it here. Now look up."
Sarah took the brush mascara from me and gently brushed it on my lashes.
"Why are we doing this?"
"Because how you look matters, especially when you're about to destroy someone's life."
That was true. We were about to go ruin this man's career
"Also, I wanted to take you out after."
"So we're going to ruin Jeff's life AND go out on a date?"
Sarah nodded while trying to hold back a devious smirk.
"I told you, my friend gave me what we need to get rid of Jeff, and it would be a waste if we just did that and came home."
She disappeared into her closet while talking, popping out with a white
