"Ah! Moan louder, ah, it feels so good..." "Mmm... Ah! Harder, darling, ah... Al..." While searching for headphones to drown out what I thought were porn movie sounds, I realized they weren't. Even if it were, it would be too coincidental for the main character to share a name with the room's owner, who is, importantly, my boyfriend. If I wanted to deceive myself, I might think optimistically that Alpha was trying to find a movie with a main character who had the same name as him to get a kick out of it. But that's not it. Anyone who thinks that is kidding themselves. I took slow, shaky steps forward to his bedroom. The closer I got, the more certain I became that the man's voice was unmistakably my boyfriend's. "Ah... Al, ah, it's so exciting," the woman's moan calling Alpha's name pi

