Chapter 4: Dawn of No Late Day
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(Y/N)'s apartment, One-Star district, 4:30 a.m.
(Y/N) slept like a log and had an awesome dream. Suddenly an alarm similar to the one in school rang throughout the city. (Y/N), being the heavy sleeping motherfucker he is, woke up groggily and in a bad mood. He opened his eyes and turned his gaze at a wall clock he had in his room.
(Y/N): Well fuckin' bend me over and f**k me sideways, it's 4:30 a.m! Who the f**k rings a fuckin' alarm at this time of the fuckin' morning! Has Eyebrows up there gone crazy with these alarms? Well f**k her, figuratively and very literally, I'm not goin' anywhere! Author-kun, gimme a scene break!
(Y/N) went back to sleep, unaware that this was an important day for all No-Star students, even if he was in the One-Star district.
(Scene Break)
Later, 8:00 a.m.
(Y/N) was in his living room playing in his switch. He had already eaten breakfast and had his clothes on. After some moments he decided to go to school, even if he was almost late. He got out of his apartment's door and was blasted by the sounds of explosions and gunfire.
(Y/N): Oi, What the hell is happening? This place is a warzone!
He got out of the building and stood on the main street. He then saw a bus treading through a minefield but stangely seemed unharmed. (Y/N) guessed it was and armored vehicle.
???: Oh! The pain!
He then raised an eyebrow when a brown haired No-Star student with a cast in her right arm 'tripped' in front of the bus. The bus driver walked out of the bus and yelled at her.
Driver: Damn it No Star! Get out of the road! Hurry it- BAM
He was suddenly smacked by a familiar guitar case. (Y/N) saw it was Ryuko, who wore midriff-baring bunny face pajamas, and Mako, who had her normal uniform. They, along with the brown haired girl, were about to board the bus when he approached.
(Y/N): Oi, Mako, Gear Eyes, wait for me!
Ryuko: Huh? (Y/N)?
(Y/N): No, it's John motherfucking Cena, of course it's me! What the hell is happening around here?
???: We'll explain later, we gotta get on the bus!
(Y/N): Fine, let's get on the bus. But after that, one of you is gonna tell me what the f**k is going on!
Ryuko: Righty, then! All aboard!
The four teenagers quickly boarded the bus. The unknown girl took the wheel while (Y/N) and Ryuko punched the One-Star students through the windows. The girl started driving at full speed, saying that if Satsuki allows it, even a student can drive.
(Y/N): Oi, we're on the bus already. Number one: Mako, explain, abridged version!
Mako: Oh! Today is a special day in which all the No-Star students have to go through a bunch of obstacles to avoid being late, if you're late, you're expelled!
(Y/N): Right, thanks. Number two: Red Eyes, who the f**k are you?!
???: Um, I'm Maiko Ogure
MAIKO OGURE
(Y/N): Ok, Number three: Ryuko, how did you meet her?
Ryuko: She has a broken arm, so she was strugglin' more than the other students. We met her along the way and decided to take her to the school.
While she said this, (Y/N) narrowed his eyes at Maiko, who drived with no problem whatsoever, even with the cast in her arm.
(Y/N): Broken arm? Then how the hell is she drivin'?! Something's wrong with this chick. It's like they say 'Red eyes, take warning'.
Suddenly the bus was being stormed by bullets from all directions. (Y/N) saw many people firing machine guns towards them. He idly wondered if there was still time to move form is city and go to a much more normal school.
Ryuko: Wow, you gotta hand it to these armored buses.
Maiko: We're going to counterattack!
She then pressed a button with her 'broken' arm, which (Y/N) saw. From the middle of the bus, a turret rose through the roof with Mako handling it. Then she started firing and soon started to enjoy it!
Mako: Ryuko, this is totes fun!
Ryuko: It's not safe up there Mako! Come down!
(Y/N): Calm down Ryuko, bad guys have s**t aiming! C'mon Mako, take no prisioners!
(Y/N) thensaw many people fire at the bus with rocket launchers and bazookas. He widened his eyes and yelled.
(Y/N): f**k me in a Queen sized bed! Retract the turret! TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!!!!
Maiko retracted the turret, maing the rockets sail past the bus. But Mako kept firing and blew the roof off the bus. (Y/N) turned his head to see where the rockets had gone to. When he saw where they were headed, his heart momentarily stopped. Why you ask?
They were headed straight to his apartment.
BOOOM
(End Music)
Well, his former apartment...
(Y/N) felt something snap within him.
(Y/N): My Switch, video games, clothes, food. Everything except my goddamn keys.... When I get up there I'm going straight to the tower and kill everyone, consequences and Rainbow b***h be damned.
Before he could go on a silent rampage, a rocket exploded right under the bus, sending the group of four straight to the academy's 'entrance'.
Mako: We made it! With 15 minutes to spare!
Ryuko: Hell yeah! Maiko, you rock so hard! We couldn't have made it without you! I'm seeing you in a whole new light.
Maiko: Nonsense, you did all the hard work. Still, I'm happy you think so!
(Y/N) didn't make a s*x joke because he was immersed in his murderous thoughts, staring a the tower. Mako noticed his strange behavior.
Mako: Hey (Y/N), what's with you? You look like you're about to kill somebody!
(Y/N): *grits teeth* I'm...okay...Mako....
Mako: Oh, Okay! The important thing is that we're all friends now!
Suddenly, a dog wearing a jacket came running towards them with Senketsu riding on top. (Y/N)'s anger vanished momentarily as he stared at the odd scene before it returned.
Mako: Hey Ryuko, look! Guts brought your uniform!
Maiko, this time without a cast, ran at the dog, kicked it in the face and took Senketsu for herself.
Maiko: Yo let your guard down, Ryuko... No, Ryuko Matoi, I should say. I've benn waiting for this moment for ages! This injured No-Star student was a fake identity! My true self... is Maiko Ogure, Disciplinary Comitte, Head of Trap development!
HEAD OF TRAP DEVELOPMENT, MAIKO OGURE
Ryuko: Trap development, huh?
Maiko: That's right! A shadowy figure who's undercover among the common students, spying on their behavior and developing traps! But I'm sick and tired of that life, so an idea came to my mind. I would steal the Kamui, a uniform that has the power to go toe-to-toe with Lady Satsuki! With it, I can steal the throne form Lady Satsuki herself!
With that, she put Senketsu on and pulled the trigger from the red glove, triggering the transformation. Senketsu looked wrong on Maiko, so I won't describe it to ya.
(Y/N) had forgotten his anger again and stared at Maiko with disgust.
(Y/N): Oi, Number one: I knew there was something wrong with you, you Four-Eyed slut! Number two: That looks so wrong on so many levels. Number three: If you're a club president, why don't you have a two star apartment?
Ryuko: Oh, come the f**k on, Senketsu! I had so much trouble mastering the Life Fiber Synchronization! How can she do this?!
Senektsu: Forgive me, Ryuko. This woman knows no shame.
Maiko: Oh, the power! I can feel it within me! Now let's test it out shall we?!
Maiko swung her fist at Mako. (Y/N) and Ryuko stood in front of her to protect her, when suddenly Maiko stopped and couldn't move.
Maiko: What is this?! I can't move!
Ryuko: Senketsu...is it you?
She then brought out her scissor blade, stabbed it on the ground, and cracked her knuckles.
Maiko: W-W-Wait, please wait, Stop! Let's not be hasty!
Ryuko: What's up? Ain't ya gonna try out the power? HUH?!!
Ryuko gave Maiko a hard uppercut, knocking her out.
(Y/N): She Shoryuken-ed the f**k outta her! I'm kinda proud...and the why-boner returns.
She then tore Senketsu off of her, while said piece of clothing literally puked Maiko's blood.
Senketsu: Making me drink that grimy blood of hers! Sorry I'm late Ryuko!
Ryuko: Well, ya didn't cheat on me, so I'll forgive you.
(Y/N) (L/N) had seen some weird things in his life, most of them somehow included rainbows. But seeing a girl literally talk to a piece of clothing was on another level of weird. So, being the tactless motherfucker he is, (Y/N) assesed the situation directly and in a rude manner.
(Y/N): Oi, Scissor b***h, why the hell are you talkin' to a sailor uniform like it's your boyfriend.
Ryuko: U-Uh, It's complicated alright!
Mako: She even named it Senketsu!
(Y/N): Oh so THAT's Senketsu, I thought it was a fuckin' slang for period. You're lonely as f**k, babe.
Ryuko: *blush* I'm not! Only I can hear him!
He noticed that she hadn't said anything about the babe comment.
(Y/N): Oh god, you sound like a schizophrenic sociopath with a touch of future serial killer. Mako, let's stay away from Crazy Bunny Girl over there, you'll get corrupted.
Mako: By what?
(Y/N): ...Never change, Mako.
Ryuko: Oh, you'll see crazy when I get my hands on you!
(Y/N): As kinky as that sounds, I go by the motto of 'Never stick your d**k in crazy', so too bad, Gear Eyes.
Ryuko: WHY YOU-
Mako: C'mon, we only got five minutes until the first period bell rings! I don't want to get expelled!
The group ran towards the academy until Mako crased into...thin air. It was then revealed to be a huge cube on top of a rolling platform with paintings of the academy in it.
Ryuko: What the f**k's going on?!
Maiko: Fools! This is my ultimate weapon, my fake school! And now, go back to where you started!
Maiko pressed a button and the platform began rolling back down the spiralway of Honno City, while she jumped to safety. Ryuko hastily put Senketsu on and triggered her transformation.
Ryuko: This is the sea! This s**t is way past square one!
(Y/N): Oh, really! I didn't fuckin' notice it with all this water around!
Ryuko: Zip it smartass! We need to think of something!
(Y/N): You yellin' obvious s**t isn't gonna help, Gear Eyes!
Mako: Oh my god! This station is the nontop rope express-way to the school!
Ryuko: What? Nonstop!?
(Y/N): What the hell?! So you're tellin' me that I could have taken this s**t in the first day?!
The conductor looked from his post to see a giant scissor stabbing and a fist smashing on the keyboard in front of him. He turned his head to see (Y/N) and Ryuko giving his death glares. Needless to say, the poor conductor was scared shitless.
(Y/N)/Ryuko: Bring this joint to fuckin' full throttle or ya won't live past today!
The conductor quiclky relented. In the next moment, the three teenagers were in the car rocketing upwards at full speed.
Ryuko: How much time is left?!
Mako: One minute! We'll be expelled!
(Y/N): We'll have to go straight into class if we wanna make it!
Ryuko: Leave it to me! Hold on!
She then got out and on top of the car, where she slashed the rope holding the car and sent the car flying straight to Class 2-K's classroom.
BOOOM
They crashed, sending everyone but Mikisugi flying, and luckily they were just in time for attendace. Mikisugi just stared at them like nothing had happened.
Mikisugi: Uh, Ryuko Matoi? Mako Mankanshoku? (Y/N) (L/N)?
Ryuko: *sigh* Present...
Mako: Present!
(Y/N): Present, you blue motherfucker...
Mikisugi: Seems like that's everyone, let's start the class.
As the blue haired teacher began the history class, (Y/N)'s mind triggered his slow motion reaction state, as the horrible realization began to sink in.
(Y/N): Wait... Disciplinary Comitte... That frog bastard... Head of trap development... every trap, including the guns... the rockets... that glasses bitch... and Kiryuin authorized all of this...
DEATH
(Y/N)'s previous rage had returned with a vengeance.
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