Chapter 3: Purity's Advent
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The next day, Honnouji Academy, Class 2-K
???: Uhhh, since he didn't come to class yesterday, I'll introduce you to the second transfer student: (Y/N) (F/N).
(Y/N) surveyed the classroom, everyone looked depressed as hell, excluding the blue-haired teacher that just introduce him to class, who was just bored. He managed to see Mako and Ryuko sitting side by side. The former smiled brighly at him while the latter sent the teacher a glare that could melt titanium.
(Y/N): Oi, Number one: You guys look like you stuck your d***s into your girlfriends, if ya have any, which I doubt, and they said 'Is it in yet?'. Number two: Ms. Exhibisionist back there, stop lookin' at the teacher like that, at this rate people'll think that he left you horny as hell at the bed and you want him to continue what he started.
He said this with the most deadpan stare in the whole world. No one spoke out of shock. Ryuko snarled and, with a slightly blushing face, shouted at (Y/N).
Ryuko: *blushes* S-shut up! It's not like that!
(Y/N): Oh? So you're sayin' that you are so horny that you want him to take you right here and now in front of the class? *sigh* Honestly, youngsters these days don't know how to control themselves.
Ryuko: *blushes harder* W-why you son of a bi-
???: Now, now, Ryuko, can you please settle down before the situation escalates?
(Y/N): Bro, this s**t escalated the moment I opened my mouth. By the way, who the f**k are you?
???: Me? I'm class 2-K's teacher, Aikuro Mikisugi.
AIKURO MIKISUGI
Mikisugi: Now can you please sit down so we can start the lesson?
(Y/N): Whatever ya say teach. *sits down*
Mikisugi then started on the history lesson. This time it was about the german invasions in World War II. (Y/N), being the lazy motherfucker he is, immediately went to sleep.
(Scene Break)
When class was finally over, Mikisugi was the first one who left instead of the students. Ryuko angrily chased after him. (Y/N), who had woken up, got out of the classroom and met with her in the hallway.
Ryuko: *snarls* Where is that sneaky bastard? *turns to (Y/N)* What the hell do you want?
(Y/N): Wow, you look so hot and bothered, he really must have done a good job.
Ryuko's frown got deeper and was about to lash out at (Y/N). Suddenly he raised his hand in surrender.
(Y/N): Heh, all jokes aside...Is everything ok with you?
Ryuko was surprised at the slightly concerned tone in (Y/N)'s voice. But before she could respond...
Mako: Guuuuuuys!!
Mako came quite literally flying at both teens. (Y/N) simply tilted his body to dodge her and Ryuko catched her, twirled her a few times, and set her gently upon the ground. She then saw a letter on Mako's back.
(Y/N): "See me after school where we met before - Aikuro Mikisugi" What the hell?
Ryuko: That bastard!
(Y/N): Oi, I was fuckin' joking about the s**t on bed before, I didn't think it was really true! Wait, were you f*****g flirting with that guy while Mako was being tortured by the goddamn tennis club?
Ryuko: Shut the hell up! I'll die before I do that!
(Y/N): Well I better start organizing a fuckin' funeral for ya, cuz this letter looks like it's implying somethin' hella suspicious.
Mako: Yeah! What he said!
Ryuko: NOTHING LIKE THAT HAPPENED!!!
(Y/N)/Mako: Uh-huh...
Ryuko's pent up rage reached it's maximum point and she started to chase them down the halls, trying to punch them.
(Y/N): OI, THIS IS NOT THE WAY YOU SHOULD RELIEVE STRESS, YOU HAVE THAT BLUE HAIRED BASTARD TO DO THAT!
Ryuko: SHUT UP, STAY STILL AND LET ME PUNCH YOU!! AAAAGGGGHH!!!!
(Scene Break)
Night, One Star district, (Y/N)'s apartment.
(Y/N) was playing in his brand new Nintendo Switch that he totally didn't steal, browsing through the many games available he had at his disposition.
(Y/N): Man, I really don't like my options. I mean it's Arms, Let's go Eevee, Mario Tennis Aces or Captain motherfucking Toad. *sigh* Today's just not my day.
He then got up and went to the bathroom, where he stared at himself once more in the mirror. He then looked at some hair dye he had on the edge of the bathtub, then back at himself, specifically the rainbow strands in his hair.
(Y/N): I tried to dye them with so many different methods, yet none of them worked. Everytime I look at them I'm reminded of HER.
(Y/N) silently got out of the bathroom and stood at his apartment's balcony. He enjoyed looking at the starry sky, when suddenly he saw in the distance a large pillar of blue light.
(Y/N): Hmmmm, that's like, not ominous at all.
He went back to his Switch and saw a game that caught his interest. That game being none other than Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
(Y/N): Smash huh? Hell yeah! Imma main the s**t out of K.Rool!
He started playing and eventually stumbled onto a certain mode...
(Y/N): For Glory? Welp, there goes my homework! Let's do this!
He didn't notice that at the same time the pillar of light shined in the distance. The rainbow strands in his hair started to glow...
(Scene Break)
The next morning, Honnouji's entrance.
Mako was comparing between (Y/N) and Ryuko on who seemed more tired. She decided to ask (Y/N) about his current state.
Mako: Hey (Y/N), why do you seem so tired?
(Y/N): For Glory. King K. Rool. All nighter. Wait, what the hell is goin' on?
The trio walked upon the courtyard, where flags and banners were arranged in a way that it looked like a small fighting arena at the center. Then a bright light shone from the main tower. The lady of war stood proudly as ever, but she sported a new outfit that gave (Y/N) a funny feeling.
Ryuko: Satsuki Kiryuin.
Satsuki: You've come, Ryuko Matoi.
Ryuko: Heh, to what do I owe the honor of this grand welcome?
Satsuki then began walking down a long set of staris towards the arena.
Satsuki: It was you who said that when we next met, we would settle matters once and for all, do you recall?
(Y/N): Wow, she's actually goin' to fight Gear Eyes, I thought she would pull some kind of Final Boss bullshit but here she is. Also, why does that outfit look so f*****g familiar?
Ryuko: How very thoughtful of you. Mako, (Y/N), get back.
Mako: 'Kay!
(Y/N) just stared at Satsuki's outfit with a piercing stare, then at Ryuko's. His eyes widened and looked at Satsuki, who noticed his realization and smirked at him.
(Y/N):*mutter* Well, f**k me sideways, she has one. Yo Ryuko, be careful.
Ryuko: That's the first time he's called me by my name. Yeah, whatever ya say, now get back!
(Y/N) nodded before having one last staredown with Satsuki before leaving to the sidelines to watch the impending battle. Satsuki galnced at his back before turning her attention to Ryuko.
Satsuki: Rejoice, Ryuko Matoi. You shall be the first offering to my Junketsu.
Ryuko: 'Purity' huh? Is there anything about ya that's pure?
Satsuki: Let me show you...
Satsuki then clipped something on her right arm and underwent a transformation. Lo and behold, it was a white and blue kamui. It's name...
KAMUI JUNKETSU
Ryuko: What the hell?!
Satsuki: That's right, this is my Junketsu. You are not the only one in possession of a kamui.
Meanwhile, (Y/N) voiced his own opinion from the sidelines. And he did it in his traditional way, very loudly and no sense of tact whatsoever.
(Y/N): OI, OI, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT EYEBROWS? IT'S EVEN MORE f*****g REVEALING THAT RYUKO'S SLUTTY OUTFIT, WHICH IS SAYING A f*****g LOT! AND IT'S BLUE OF ALL COLORS, YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY SHADOW VS SONIC, HUMANIZED FANSERVICE VERSION.
Ryuko and Satsuki each sent him a glare.
Ryuko: SHUT THE f**k UP, YA PERVERT!
(Y/N): HELL TO THE f**k NO I WON'T SHUT UP! AND WHO YOU CALLIN' A PERVERT, HUH? AREN'T YOU TWO THE ONES WEARIN' THOSE KINKY AS f**k OUTFITS? WHAT DO YA WANT ME TO DO, QUIT STARING? I'M A GODDAMN STRAIGHT MALE WHO'S ENJOYING TWO HOT WOMEN IN A CATFIGHT! OI, IT'S EVERY MAN'S DREAM, I TELL YA!
Every male student of Honnouji Academy nodded sagely, agreeing to his words of wisdom.
Ryuko: *Blushes madly* Why that stupid little...
Satsuki:*smirks at (Y/N)* Every man's dream, eh?
(Y/N): Oi, Kiryuin, stop smirking at me like that with that kind of outfit! It's freaking me out and turning me on at the same time, you damn gorgeous woman!
Ryuko: You two cut it off already! Ugh, whatever, I'll deal with him later. Let's do this Senketsu!
Ryuko triggered her own transformation and the two started walking towards each other. (Y/N) grew a tad worried since he clearly saw that Satsuki's Kamui was more powerful, but that was because Ryuko was still embarassed about wearing Senketsu, not that he knew.
Shockwaves spread across the arena and everyone, sans the Elite Four and (Y/N), who was holding Mako, got blown away. The two fighters soon clashed and Satsuki showed no signs of effort while Ryuko struggled. The fight eventually took place in the main building.
(Y/N): Wow, Eyebrows is really tearing Gear Eyes a new one. Also, she's destroying her own school...Meh, she's rich, so she doesn't mind. I wonder how Ryuko will get out of this?
The fight eventually made its way back to the courtyard with Ryuko laying flat on the ground, de-transformed.
Ryuko: That's it, I'm done...Senketsu, why?
Satsuki walked towards her and held her up by her hair.
Satsuki: Pathetic. The Kamui saved you from passing out from blood loss. But in a dormant Kamui, you might as well be naked.
Ryuko: Heh, I ain't sure how I feel about bein' laughed at by you in that exhibisionist get up...
Satsuki: Exhibisionist? Nonsense! This is the form in which a Kamui is able to unleash the most power! The fact that you are embarassed by the values of the masses only proves how small you are! If it means fulfilling my ambitions, I, Satsuki Kiryuin, will show neither shame nor hesistation, even if I bare my breasts for all the world to see! My actions are utterly pure!
(Y/N): Number one: More like utterly perverted. Number two: Oi, she's gonna fuckin' kill her. *looks at Mako and smirks* That's it! Mako, do the thing!
Mako: You got it!
Mako quickly rushed between Satsuki and Ryuko, (Y/N) not too far behind.
HALLELUJAH
Mako: Get naked Ryuko! I can say without a doubt you are not inferior to Lady Satsuki! Your boobs are bigger than hers!
(Y/N): Really?... Oi, It's true! But if it comes to who's ass is bigger... *looks at Satsuki* Yep, Ryuko has bigger boobs and Satsuki has a bigger ass, hell yeah!
Fact: (Y/N) (L/N) fancies himself a hardcore ass man.
Mako: My whole family was talking about them, so don't be embarassed! Just rip it off and get naked!
Ryuko: Get... naked?
Satsuki: What nonsense is this?! Your sheer immaturity causes people to spout garbage! You have utterly disappointed me, Matoi!
Satsuki swung her sword downwards, (Y/N) quickly got in front of Mako and took a fighting stance. But Ryuko, who barely managed to get to her feet, parried the attack.
Ryuko: Shut the hell up... It ain't nonsese at all!
Senketsu: Ryuko!
Ryuko: Let's do it.
Ryuko triggered her transformation again. But this time, her outfit seemed more energized. It seemed... perfected. It's name...
KAMUI SENKETSU
(Y/N): You go girl! Now move that fine ass and go beat the other fine ass!
Ryuko: Can you not be a pervert right now?!
(Y/N): Who cares, this is literally nakedness weaponized! Go get 'er!
Ryuko grinned and once again clashed with Satsuki. This time she could easily keep up with the lady of war as she had realized how to 'wear' her Kamui. The fight eventually ended with an american-sized explosion. When the dust cleared, both Kamui wearers were tired, but Ryuko got on her knees and was at Satsuki's mercy.
Ryuko: I'm gonna crush them.
Satsuki: What did you say?
Ryuko: I don't know nor care about what you're thinkin', but I'm gonna take all that bullshit you sprout about ambitions and aspirations, and crush every last one of 'em! That's gotta loose your lips a little.
Satsuki pointed her blade at Ryuko. After a brief staredown, she chuckled and lowered her katana while walking partway up the stairs.
Satsuki: You're going to crush my ambitions, aren't you? How amusing...
She then turned with a loud clicking of her heels.
Satsuki: Honnouji Academy is my kingdom! If you say you will topple it all by yourself, the consider your challenge accepted!
Ryuko: Wrong... not by myself, but with Senketsu and my friends!
Mako: Yeah!
(Y/N): Oi, Oi, Oi! What the f**k, Matoi b***h?! When did I agree to that?!
Satsuki: So be it! Starting tomorrow, all clubs will be after your heads! Do you stll think you can win!
Ryuko: You bet your ass I do!
(Y/N): Oi, do NOT bet that ass just like that, seriously! Speaking of ass, I don't want the entire school on mine! Damn it Gear Eyes, can ya shut your mouth?!!
Satsuki: Then defeat each and every student who comes after you! If you do, Junketsu and I will face you again!
Ryuko: And if I win, you're gonna tell me everything!
(Y/N): I don't want every student on my ass, but I really want to see her's again. What to do?.... f**k this s**t, it'll be worth it!
Satsuki: Then we have come to an agreement.
Ryuko: You're on.
(Y/N): I changed my mind, fuckin' bring it!
Satsuki kept her gaze on two of the three teenagers who challenged her undefeatable kingdom.
Satsuki: Ryuko Matoi, I shall mold you into a powerful soldier to my cause.
Then she turned to her main object of interest.
Satsuki: (Y/N) (L/N), you are a mysterious being. You officially don't exist and you appeared out of thin air. I keep wondering what sort of mysteries you conceal. Make no mistake, I, Satsuki Kiryuin, will solve each and every one of those mysteries.... and only then I will test you.
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