Learning from the Worst

Don't Eat Slug Muffins

Pepper helped hurry Cameron home, knowing the affects of the slug muffin were going to catch up soon. 

"Hurry get her to the couch!" I ordered. Tandy speed her over to the black couch and practically threw her.

"Guys I feel fine, I don't know why this is such a big de-" Cameron was cut her by bile rising up her throat. Tandy and Pepper totally forgot about that part, and regretted as they watched Cameron puke up todays lunch all over their 200 year old rug.

"Ugh.. that was worth over $4000 dollars." Pepper groaned. 

"Stop complaining, and go make your witch potion," Rhett shooed Pepper away.

"It's called.... never mind it doesn't matter." Pepper sighed, walking into the kitchen to see Jared raiding the cabinets." 

"Looking for drugs to sell?" Pepper asked while she pulled out the ingredients for the concoction.

"No... I was looking for.." Jared picked up a random bag of food. "... These....snail shell cereal? What the hell? You guys also kill bugs?"

"They're high in fiber." Pepper shrugged continuing to work on the concoction.

"Whatever? What are you making?" He dropped the cereal.

"It's a mixture of honey, spinach, blueberries, carrot stems, parsley, blood of a demon, and blood of an angel." Pepper explained.

"Why are you making it though?"

"It calms stomachs, and Cameron is going to need it if she wants to survive the night."

In the background you could hear puking up more food.

Pepper dumped all the ingredients in and mixed it up with whisk. When she thought it was mixed well enough she took a small flask that she kept above the plates and poured what she could of the concoction in there. She held the flask up to her face. Her face glowed and she mumbled a few words under her breath, "Cure their aching stomach from the illness the were troubled with. Cure them before they plummet." 

"Why does Cameron need... that?"

"She ate a slug muffin."