Absurd Doctor

"God, why are you playing with me like this!" Ouyang Qi collapsed on a grassy slope, looking up to the sky and wailing. It’s been seven days! For seven days, he was trapped in this strange and vast primitive mountain forest and could not get out. During this period, he used the sky as a quilt, the earth as a bed, ate wild fruits to satisfy his hunger, and quenched his thirst with mountain streams. His head was messed up, his clothes were rotten, and his body was dirty. The original sunny and handsome image has long been gone, and he looks as miserable as possible. What made him particularly depressed was that from the moment he arrived in this unknown world, he felt as if his body had undergone a genetic mutation, and his hair and eyes had turned green. It's green if other places are green, but what does it matter if your head is green? Having green hair makes you feel like you are a cuckold every day, so damn unlucky! Ouyang Qi became very angry when he thought of this. Unfortunately, he didn't have tools like knives or scissors around him, otherwise he would have shaved himself. "I admit that I am not a gentleman, but I have never made any big mistakes. Why did God bring me to this place where no one can poop? Oh, I must be unlucky. If a person is unlucky, he can drink water. Choking to death!" Ouyang Qi pulled an unknown weed beside him and held it in his mouth, and began to lament his fate again. Ouyang Qiben was a student at Huatuo College of Traditional Chinese Medicine in Huizhou. During the holidays, he and several classmates went to a suburban playground to play bungee jumping. The other students were playing normally, but when it was his turn, the elastic cord broke. During the fall, He was so confused that he seemed to have fallen into a bottomless hell, and as if he had traveled through a long time and space. When his body touched the ground, he was shocked to realize that he was in a completely unfamiliar world. Except for the change of color of his body hair, eyes and pupils, everything else had changed. Still normal. At first Ouyang Qi would rather believe that he was "in a dream", but after experiencing many days of hardship and suffering and encountering several dangers, he had no choice but to accept the fact that he was "in a different world". "Forget it, it's a blessing from God that you didn't die. Just be content! No matter what kind of world this is, the most important thing right now is to find a way to get out, otherwise sooner or later you will be torn apart by the monsters in the forest. Damn it , the monsters here are all big, I have never seen them before, it’s not like I have returned to the Jurassic era." Ouyang Qi comforted himself for a while, thinking of the several times he escaped from the monsters, and he was still frightened now. Lying on the slope and staring blankly at the floating clouds in the sky, before I knew it, the sun was setting in the west and it was dusk. Although the scenery of the mountains and forests under the setting sun was as beautiful as a dream, Ouyang Qi had no intention of admiring it. He sighed, got up and walked to the stream under the grass slope to wash his face and eat a few green wild beans picked not long ago. To satisfy my hunger, I found some dead weeds nearby and spread them on a flat rock raised high by the stream, preparing to rest here tonight. Just when I lay down, there was a sudden "boom" sound in my ears, as if something huge was hammering the ground. "Damn, it seems like another monster has appeared nearby! It seems that I have to change places to rest today. It's almost killing me!" This is not the first time Ouyang Qi has encountered this kind of thing. Just by hearing the sound, you knew it must be a huge thing. These days, he was walking blankly in the primitive mountain forest, and he would often see some well-known or unknown monsters and ferocious birds. If it were not for his alertness and vigilance, he would have become a delicacy in their bellies. The sound of "boom" got louder and closer, and the ground began to tremble rhythmically. Looking up, I saw a monster with a shape like a hill, its legs intertwined, rushing towards this side at an extremely fast speed. Come, wherever you go, trees fall down and rocks fly, and the power is amazing. The monster looks extremely terrifying, with a huge head that looks like a crocodile, deep-set eyes, and a cold gaze. The tongue that comes out from time to time is as long and forked as a sword. The neck is thick, and it is surrounded by thick orange-yellow skin with drooping folds. Covered in thick scales, its limbs are short and sturdy, with long sharp claws on its toes, and a foot-long tail trailing behind it. "Oh my God, what kind of monster is this?" Ouyang Qi dared to swear to God that this was the largest and most ferocious monster he had ever seen with his own eyes. He was so frightened that he fainted for a moment, until the figure cast by the monster When he was about to cover his body, he came back to his senses. He yelled "Wow!" and jumped off the rock, holding his head and running towards the forest on the north side. There was a roar behind him, and the monster actually followed him and chased him. Fortunately, the monster's pursuit was much slower due to the obstruction of the forest trees, but Ouyang Qi's body was able to move freely through the forest. He ran desperately for half an hour, always keeping a certain distance from the monster. "Grass mud horse, why are you chasing me so closely? Do you want to eat my meat? Don't, my skin is rough and my flesh is thick, and it tastes very unpalatable! If you eat my meat, you will definitely get tumors all over your body!" Ouyang Qi's legs are full of pain. As heavy as lead, my heart was filled with pain and curses. "Crack, click, click..." At this time, there was also a violent snapping sound of branches in front of him. Ouyang Qi thought that another monster or vicious bird had appeared. He immediately broke out in a cold sweat. He kept walking and looked forward, only to see a forest hidden in the forest. A faint green light penetrated through it, and I didn't know what object it came from. "Damn, that monster behind you hasn't gotten rid of it yet. Don't let another one come out in front, otherwise I will really die!" Ouyang Qiyi was stunned and saw that many monsters behind him were approaching. He gritted his teeth and continued to charge forward. After running less than 200 meters, my eyes suddenly lit up. There was an open-air field about the size of two basketball courts. Dozens of waist-thick ancient trees in the field fell in rows as if they had been chopped down by knives and axes. , the afterglow of the setting sun is projected in from above, and you can see a man and a woman standing on the east and west sides of the venue. What surprised Ouyang Qi was that their bodies were each wrapped in a ball of green flames like smoke and water vapor. The green flames moved suddenly, like burning fire, and looked like a dream. It seemed like an illusion, and what shocked him even more was that both of them actually had a pair of wings on their backs. "A human has wings? A birdman?!" This was the first reaction in Ouyang Qi's mind. His sudden appearance also attracted the attention of the two people confronting each other in the empty field, and the man on the east side couldn't help but glance at him. "Cone heart peck!" Seizing the fleeting opportunity of her opponent's distraction, the woman opposite let out a squeal, swung her wings with all her strength, and instantly a bright green light sprouted from under her wings. In the strong wind, the green light transformed into a double pair of wings. It is a huge bird with wings spread wide, extending its sharp beak, and pecks at the opponent's heart with the power of lightning and thunder. The green light passed by, stirring up countless broken branches and leaves flying wildly in the sky. The man's strength was originally on the same level as hers, but the bad thing was that he was distracted. Even though it was just a casual glance, he had already committed a life-and-death taboo. Seeing the other party's sudden attack, he couldn't do anything in a hurry. He tried his best to defend, and even dodge was impossible. He had no choice but to focus the green fighting energy around him in front of him, forming a defensive air wall. Unfortunately, under the attack of the opponent with all his strength, this air wall was like a mantis. If you avoid blocking a car, it will collapse at the first touch. With a piercing cry, the man's heart was pecked by the beak of the green mango bird that struck quickly, and a bloody hole the size of a fist suddenly appeared. The powerful impact of the green mango's lingering force caused his body to fall backwards. Several feet away, he died immediately after landing, and the green flames surrounding him disappeared immediately. "My dear... so powerful! So cruel!" Ouyang Qi looked at the man who died in a terrible state of horror, and his legs started to tremble unexpectedly. He had encountered unimaginable things these days, but this was the first time he saw such a bloody scene. He thought to himself that he had witnessed the woman murder. What if she did the same thing to him in order not to leave any evidence to silence her? With the miraculous green light, wouldn’t he also die tragically? It was only an instant from when he saw the two people in the empty field to when the man was killed. Before he could see the woman's face clearly, the wind suddenly rose and the energy surged. 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