Chapter 20: Landon Scowl’s Condominium
Later that afternoon, I just happened to be in Gloria’s neighborhood of the city, doing a solo walk-through of a future condominium up for sale by the city’s semi-famous art critic, Landon Scowl, who had recently retired from forty years of giving artists s**t about their paintings, sculptures, and whatnots. Landon, who had always taken an interest in my blue-eyed good looks, claiming me “the perfect boyfriend,” demanded I sell the property for him so he could move to Barefoot Beach, Florida, for the remaining weathered years of his life. Batting my flirty eyes in his presence a week before, obtaining the business for Sinn Realty, I borrowed a key from the fresh retiree and insisted on doing a comparative market analysis of the property prior to putt
