College Wet Dreams
'What day is it, and why the f**k are my water bottles all over the damn floor," said Yemaya as she woke up in her drunken stupor.
"Babe, just chill. You went ham last night remember," Yemaya's boyfriend, Sheno, yawned.
"Sorry, I have this f*****g headache and I don't feel like going to work. I don't even remember how we got here, what we drunk, nothing."
"Babe, just take these shrooms, relax, call off, and I'll pay you for the day you're not working."
Yemaya slowly took the shrooms that were seemingly disgusting, and as she downed the piece of ayahascuah, vomit exploded from her mouth. Sheno rolled over in the full size mattress they shared and the vomit remained on the floor.
"Sheno, can you please get that dust stuff to cover up my little accident?"
"Yemaya, I do not know where that stuff is."
"The saw dust stuff is right on top of that tall cabinet by the door."
"Alright, I'll pick it up. You sure you're not pregnant?"
"As much as we have s*x, I still don't think it's time yet."
"We haven't been using protection though..."
"Do you remember what you said in your sleep last night Sheno?"
"Humor me Yemaya." "What did I say?"
"You said 'aint nothing wrong with a little molly water'."
"Oh yeah, so, what?"
"So what the f**k happened last night?"