“Yeah,” I nodded. “But all we’ll be doing is singing. Nothing major is going to happen. So, don’t build your hopes up.” “You never know, love comes to us in the strangest of places.” Ashley then began to sing We Found Love by Rihanna and I had to sit through her performing the whole song. She had a spontaneous dance routine and everything. I unenthusiastically clapped for her when she appeared to have ended. “Are you quite finished?” I asked to confirm. She jumped up from her ending position (which just so happened to be the splits. Ouch.) and nodded. “Yup!” “Good,” I muttered. I stood up and stretched out, raising my arms above my head. I’d been sitting down for quite some time. “Oh great, you’re going to get ready,” Ashley commented. “Excuse me?” I asked, confused. “Well, you’re n

