Chapter 1:Zhang Wei
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“Ouch, where am I, it feels like I'm being rammed by hundred of bulls “ Falon feels like her body will tear itself apart.
“No one says transferring your soul to another is pain-free”
"so deal with it mighty host this is what they call transmigration”
“Well that’s very mouthful name so many syllables tsktsks you’re really a stupid system, can’t even choose a simple name”
“Ah! and here I thought you’re a smartass assassin turns out your just an ass without smart or better yet double ass since your other ass is in the assassin”
“I really hate you Buttercup you're really getting into my nerves causing my DNA to morphed into what they call stupidity I will really blame you if I turn out stupid at the end of this game”
“someone is in the menopausal stage!!"
"And just so you know DNA doesn’t make you stupid it’s your IQ"
" Now if you wanna know your mission pay attention my dear unless you wanna go cuckoo in this plane of existence like a headless chicken, now that would be a funny image."
“done talking?”
"Nope, not at all and Oh I'm sending you the info no need for talking"
“ahh I'll strangle you piece of s**t, useless buttercup”
"The place I was “transmigrated” to is a Business world huh
"Oh, tycoons egoistic piece of shits narcissistic bitches, who think everyone is a gold digger."
"Well kinda true, except me, I have better taste than that, I’m very picky".
"So the story revolves around the Chen and Mo family engaged since sperm I say"
"Typical business family, argh I wish they die" Falon is now thinking about killing everyone for the sake of Ruyis wish.
"Host you better not do what you are planning or else you'll be punished remember OOC, Ruyi is not a killer so she can't kill" the system reminds her of the dos and don'ts in the mission.
"Well, money is the one making the world go around so these idiots praise this belief like a mantra."
"very true host, I just feel sad for this world"
"oh, you know the word SAD that's new"
"well I also feel emotion, okay and later if you want me to become a human that's up to you so you can have a companion throughout your missions"
"I'll think of it whether you'll be worth it!
"So back to the story, our female lead Ai Chen who got the basic qualities of a female lead."
"What do you expect from fl halos,addition to these unfavorable circumstances, their family are filthy rich"
"From a child, the fl are thought with four womanly arts it is expected that the seed they planted will bear good fruit and after 18 years turns out to be true with a beautiful heart-shaped face, porcelain skin, lips like roses an aura that speaks charm and elegance labeled by their society and doted by her parents".
"Wow is this even a person feels like we're talking to a different type of creature this describes an alien, though I don’t mind inhabiting an alien kinda exciting hmmm I feel tingles somewhere"
"And you really think you'll be inhabiting this perfect creature your so-called alien keep dreaming maybe it will become a reality"
"If I'm, not this perfect creature then who the f**k am I huh"?
"You are the nonexistent sister Ruyi Chen host, you are the flower oh not a flower but a grass that is adding color to her background"
"f**k how unfair! if I'm, not this character I better be the f*****g dragon that will toast her valley of flowers"
Speaking of Ruyi Chen, she really has good attributes though. "what the f**k is this!
"an invisible girl!!!"
" hey, system are you sure I'm not transmigrated in some power world s**t?"
"Affirmative host you’re in business world level one"
"Then why do I feel like you’ve got it all wrong while the other sister is Oh so perfect this one is Oh so unlucky and oh so pitiful might I add"
"Now it’s up to you to change her ill fate turn it into good fate okay?"
" Yup this one takes a lifetime to make big changes though I really commend her good attributes though."
Playing hide and seek since she was a child and carries it until she grows up to be called a lady.
"hmm who could topple that I think even the fl cant"
When there’s a family gathering, everyone could tell that the Chen family has one child.
And if anyone would ask if Ai Chen has a sister her parents would just be speechless not in a good way though more like in a bad way might as well use the MEH emoji.
"What a good way for parenting"
"If I could grade these bastards from scale 1 to 10 it would be negative infinity, these f*****g bastards just because their child was not of use at the moment they would just turn a blind eye to it f**k it, I'll make sure this Ruyi gets her revenge by hook or by crook".
"That’s the spirit host!!"
"Ya know I just feel like she’s a condom though, good at hiding check, waiting to be use check, ready to be of disposal after use, check.
"wow I'm just shocked that I'm transmigrated into a condom if in the future I will be transmigrated into a refrigerator I'm just gonna use the MEH emoji"
"Wow host you're really good at describing people speaking of condom I know you died a virgin though cant uncheck that fact now do we"
"Yup no comment"
So back to the story Ai Chen when she reaches her 18th birthday, she will be officially engaged to Mo Liang
"let’s just say things ended well for the female lead and the male lead"
"the oh so perfect creature that has the unbeatable halo"
"duh, it’s kind of expected that this two-character will be a couple one way or the other, even though the fl is garbage, their fate would still be what it is to be destined."
"And speaking of garbage where the f**k am I why do I smell like s**t and it so f*****g dark outta here huh"
"Host you are now in the body of Ruyi and you smell like garbage because someone did throw bad eggs at you, ah I feel like puking s**t I can taste the smell arg, ew host and speak of where you are, you’re in a library hiding"
"Ah so that’s why"
"Better find my way out of this shithole!"
"Based on my instinct as an assassin, this is a secret passageway of the Chen family I just need to find a latch or torch that will lead my way out of here."
As she touches the concrete pavement in the dark she finds a torch that works like a handle.
"ah here you are, pretty little thing aren’t you"
"holy s**t! why do I feel like a midget though?" Ruyi now realizes that her physical body is very small she feels really weird since she used to have an adult body.
"oh I've got cute hands, so I'm guessing, I'm young as a budding flower in a garden"
"that’s good I can start my plan" The earlier the better.
"But first things first I need a good shower".
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