Quick Transmigration:Face Slapping a White Lotus

Falon Magnus is the name that was given to me by my adopted father. I give him the right to call me that since he was the one who I treasured in my black heart. In the organization I let them call me by my codename Phoenix.  He gives me life but he can also take it on his own will. He may be ruthless to others but not to me.  I was brought up into this world without knowing my parents and so I became an orphan then adopted by the person who calls me Falon.  Given the chance to live as an assassin or to die without a purpose is what the person instill in my mind. My life consisted of training every day physically and mentally, dedicating my life to an organization that has given me a purpose. “Well, at least I have now walked that path even though that path was given in a place that calls to darkness imbued since I was a child." Hence I didn’t fight for escape, fearing the unknown of what my life could be after I escape, once in a while I'm thinking of ending it all by taking my own life but I haven’t reached that pit yet.   So I continue to move forward with my life even though I didn’t let the darkness touch my soul but it made me empty on the inside. What’s the point of resisting something that fate has written for you. In this dying breath of mine, I ask myself what is a family, a friend, and a lover? System: Jeez what a sob story, so sad. Well I have no tears, wish I had though Falon/Host: Ahhhhhhhhhhh, I'm dead but why do I hear someone talking in my head, ah, crazy dead this word fits me now huh, is this afterlife effect? System: Hold your horses host, your D-E-A-D but you’re not crazy, okay not yet but soon, hehe(evil laugh). Host: What the bolsheviks is this huh, what's going on? s**t am I in a simulation huh f**k, answer me? System: Be quite okay you're causing me a migraine, If you don’t stop talking in your head then I will not explain Host:……silence in the head……………….. System: since you died tragically like some valiant warrior, "JeezUsss who labeled you this huh I don’t agree with this label at all ah," "This system needs some upgrade humph"  "To continue my explanation host you're chosen to participate in this game and just so you know you're my first host so it's an honor for you to be in my guidance so you gotta call me MASTER capisce." Host: WOW, I never knew system like this produce narcissistic feces ya know why feces coz you talk like shit System: Oh!I'm scared, so scared Host: Oh really since you want name calling then I will call you Buttercup capisce, be honored since it's my favorite cartoon to watch System: I never knew assassin like you have some softie rainbow side, God you ruin my perception towards Female Badass Assassin  "now I'm scarred for life!"  "they deserve the title you know, just saying, not like someone that I know of, like someone who is crazy dead." Host: Trust me, if you’re a person, you’d be buried six feet underground, be thankful that I feel like, I'm talking to a toddler who knows how to talk the word MAMA!, I need a timeout to your sarcasm Buttercup, just so you know I'm the master of it, okay Buttercup. System: f**k! Buttercup how dare you to name me after your favorite cartoon huh it's unacceptable and inhuman you bird brain Host: you’re a Buttercup type of name coz your some mean s**t character that nobody wants in a movie or a story, but not useless since you’re the piece that makes it whole, "Understand that deep s**t okay" "Since I'm your first host then I’ll pardon you with this slight."  "Let's just say I'm very reasonable when I want to be but I'm also Satan when I want to be, so you better walk on eggshells from now on." System: oh I'm scared! Host: let's just go back to the more pressing matters, okay so we can work this out so you can send me in my merry way. System: Gladly! If could send you straight to hell I would not hesitate to press that nonexistent button at all, for now. Host: yeah go for it Buttercup I’ll wait.  "f**k, I've sidetracked again this little piece of s**t" "So in my understanding, this is a game where you fulfill the wishes of that person right?" "I better have great benefits in this deal or else I’ll drag you to hell with me." System: as if! you can drag me!!!, to answer your question, yes this game functions like that, you talk about benefits as if you have completed a mission huh! don’t bite more than what you can’t chew! Host: and to think that I'm just an assassin for a name huh! you bruised my ego,  "I have completed countless completed mission Buttercup and never did once I fail.  "And just to give you a number that would be 1000 since that was to be my last mission completed even in the dying breath I never left scraps okay?" "So I'm very confident that I will be completing this mission with flying colors, rainbow colors you say." System: Yeah-yeah I get it I'm just a baby okay just like you say, so please understand me okay.                 Here are the important points to discuss. 1.       You will be placed in a different plane of existence. 2.       You have to honor thy wish of the person you'll be inhabiting whatever it is. 3.       Minimize OOC’ing or “out of character” else you'll be punished after your mission. That’ll be all, for now, Host since I got an urgent message to send you now in your first mission. Host: Ah’ what an i***t system I'm unlucky ah but there's no point in blaming that i***t" " what I could do now is to move forward and make the best of my situation". And so with that sense, Falon is ready to conquer her missions.