"Yo, Four-eyes! Where the hell is Weiner?”
The sound wasn't just a question; it was a blast of pure entitlement. Lionel banged his ham-sized fist on Satoru’s desk, and the resulting shock made pens dance off the edge.Satoru didn’t flinch. He just kept reading, his face a stone mask. The nerd was built different; he was one of the few in class 3C who didn't s**t his pants around Lionel.
To Satoru’s world, the quadratic formula held more weight than the grunting of a hormonal brute. A little stalwart he was, he seemed utterly unfazed at Lionel's continued jabbering, his focus pinned to the dense text of “Principles of Quantum Mechanics and Why Your Life is a Lie.”
“ Oi! I'm asking you, four eyes,don't act like you didn’t hear me!” Lionel’s face was starting to turn the color of a cheap cherry lollipop. “I said, where’s Weiner?”
He was referring, of course, to Matthias—a kid unfortunate enough to possess both a wimpy disposition and a name that rhymed too easily with a certain lunch meat. For this, Lionel had christened him 'Weiner' . Lionel and his hounds had searched everywhere at school for him, from the band room to the bike racks, but to no avail. Matthias's crew, the ' Scampers' as Satoru sometimes called them, were a no-show, too. Lionel’s blood was boiling with an appetite for vengeance, and he was ready to serve Matthias a lunch-packed knuckle sandwich, with a cherry top.
Satoru finally allowed his eyes to drift from the page, a deliberate, slow movement t. He tipped his black-rimmed glasses with a single, elegant finger. The light caught the lens, blinding Lionel momentarily.
“Supposedly, I know who you speak of, Lionel,” Satoru said, his voice a cool, precise instrument, like a finely tuned violin in the middle of a Metallica concert. He returned his gaze to his book. “Can you be a little more specific? As in, can you refer to him by his actual, government-issued designation? And your inappropriate use of language,is uncalled for. I think you need an attitude management class session Lionel. Perhaps ‘Anger,The Thermodynamics of Temper Tantrums,’ taught by Mr. Harrison.”
“ Now you can talk back, hmm punk? You seem to lack some manners here, the audacity to voice your insignificance . I'll be glad to drill senses into your thick head!”?”
“Incorrect, Lionel,” Satoru snapped back, adjusting his spine and straightening the perfectly starched collar of his uniform. “First, you need a drill on your own temper, vocabulary, and manner of approach. Your current approach is statistically proven to induce hostility. Then, we can talk.” Satoru faced his book again, definitively ignoring the bully, treating him like an insignificant buzzing insect .
A low, collective gasp rippled through the rest of the 3C classroom. Talking back to Lionel Hasley was like high-fiving a hand grenade, Satoru was basically signing his own death warrant.
That was it. Lionel exploded. “You freaking punk!” He raised his hand, grabbing for Satoru’s tie, ready to pull him out and rearrange his face.His veins bulged in his neck like poorly routed cables.
But he was instantly intercepted.
A solid, warm barrier—like leaning against a very well-built stone wall—slid silently between them.
“That’ll be enough for today, Lionel. Find someone else your size to pick on.”
The voice was low, resonant, and utterly devoid of fear or aggression, yet it carried an unmistakable weight of authority that silenced the room more effectively than any teacher.
Dante, the backbencher, the school’s unofficial ‘Class Captain America,’ stood shoulder-to-shoulder with Satoru.His sleeves, as usual, were folded precisely to the elbow, showcasing arms that looked like the finely sculpted marble of an ancient Greek discus thrower. A bright red lollipop was perched casually at the corner of his mouth, the only thing marring his otherwise perfect profile.
Lionel turned a terrifying shade of beetroot. He was now fully saturated with fury, like a sponge dipped in rage, threatening to burst at the seams. But he knew, in the cold, logical recesses of his bully brain, that he had met his match. Dante was a known name: a carefree soul, a slacker, yes, always found in the company of unserious lots. He's the only person in Lakewood memorial whom Lionel genuinely dared not cross. He was the living, breathing war machine of 3C.
“You’re suggesting I pick on you instead, huh, big boy?” Lionel protested, puffing out his chest, which, to his disappointment, was still measurably smaller than Dante's. It an obvious bluff.
Dante’s eyes, usually half-lidded and perpetually bored, lifted just enough to catch Lionel's. The action felt like a sudden drop in temperature. He didn't move an inch, but his presence seemed to expand, filling the available space.
"Back off, clown. You don’t want to go down this road. Go throw your weight around elsewhere. Maybe the wrestling mat could use a good cleanup crew, or the girl's ballroom, see if you could find your luck , which I bet you won't, hmm?.”
The entire class was glued to the scene. An actual, physical fight was about to break out between the two heaviest hitters in Lakewood.
Dante’s expression morphed into a sinister, almost playful smile. Without taking his eyes off Lionel, he slowly clenched his fist—not in a threatening movement, but just the flexing of muscle on muscle. The veins in his arms dilated, a sudden roadmap of raw power. And then, the only sound louder than the suddenly dead silence: the crush of the lollipop in his mouth, pulverized by the sheer force of his jaw clenching. It was a brutal, visual act of silent menace.
The entire 3C class was in awe. Desks were pushed back, and heads craned. The girls, more especially, watched with a mixture of terror and cinematic delight as a scene from an action movie,specifically, the part where the hero arrives just in time,was about to unfold. Lionel ,an unstoppable force ,and Dante,an immovable object had crossed paths.
Lionel looked around. He scanned the faces of his 'Hasley Hounds,' his pathetic band of followers who had collectively stepped back three paces and were now cowering behind a stack of unused textbooks. They weren't backing him up; they were using him for cover. He knew he'd lost the fight before the first punch was even thrown. The odds weren't in his favour,and the humiliation of a public beating from Dante would haunt him until graduation.
He let out a guttural, wounded sound—a cross between a grunt and a defeated boar’s squeal—and snatched his fist back. He began to storm off, kicking a stray backpack across the aisle, throwing a pathetic, impotent fit.
“Keep your hands to yourself, pretty boy,” Lionel spat over his shoulder, his voice cracked with humiliation. “Stop messing with my business.”
“Sayonara, Lionel Hasley, go find another circus to perform.” Dante sighed, the sound light and easy, as he dusted a minuscule speck of lollipop debris off his arm. He turned to Satoru. “My, my, that was close.”
Satoru calmly picked up his fallen calculator and straightened the desk. “Indeed. A 99.7% chance of impact based on the velocity and trajectory of his hand. Your intervention was timely."
" That was quite the spirit, Satoru. You’ve got guts to stand up to this bully. But you gotta be careful, try not to get in his way too often ,okay, Einstein?.” Dante tapped gently at Satoru's back. Satoru gently nodded, and gave Dante a reverent bow.
The whole class, which had been holding its breath, erupted in chaos and echoes, hailing Dante like he’d just single-handedly won an impossible battle .
“Dante for President!”
“Way to go, Steve Rogers!”
“Did you see his arm? Like carved granite!”
Dante gave them a weary wave, already popping a new lollipop—this one blue raspberry—into his mouth. He was already back to being the backbencher, the uninterested protector, as he commenced chatting with his pack.
“Only if I’d catch a glimpse of that Weiner, he’d be sorry,” Lionel grumbled, storming past the lockers, his crew of goffers scrambling to keep up. He was vibrating with unspent energy. “He's the reason I almost had a face-off with that fella, Dante! Who the hell does he think he is, claiming to be champ? I'd definitely crush him.”
The lead 'hound,' Kev, a nervous boy whose main talent was nodding vigorously, stumbled to keep pace. “But Lionel,” he squeaked, “Dante’s the primate high schooler, the undisputed fighter of Lakewood! The dude’s got a rep! Surely, you don’t want to engage him in a fight.”
Lionel stopped so abruptly that his two trailing lackeys, Mike and Tommy, slammed into him like bowling pins. He turned his eyes,rolled with fury,and fixed Kev with his defiant sniper gaze.
“And you think I can’t take Dante on a one-on-one fight, Kev?” Lionel’s voice was a dangerous hiss.
Kev’s face went white. He chuckled terrifyingly, a sound like dry leaves crunching. "Nah, man! Of course not! You’re the Demolition Man after all! Dante is just… a freak with sweet tooth. You’d smoke him!” He pumped his fist. The others quickly joined the hype train.
“DEMO MAN! DEMO MAN! KNOCK HIM DOWN, MAN!”
Lionel smiled malevolently, regaining his composure. The praise was cheap, but it felt good. “That’s right. He’s just a glorified paperweight. I'll get him next time. But first…” He turned his focus back to the true target of his petty rage. “Weiner is out there, somewhere. I need to make sure he knows who runs this place. We’re going to find that whining rat and make him a replica of my finely tuned battered face and black eyes .”
They all headed toward the Founder's Square, the old, quiet section of campus, hoping to catch Matthias all alone and unaware.
Kev, trying to contribute meaningfully, piped up. “We checked the library, the gym… where would a wimp like him go when he’s running scared?”
“Think like a nerd, Kev,” Lionel sneered. “Where do nerds hide when they are too chickenshit to face a problem? The one place where a big, strong guy like me wouldn't think to look! The A/V Club closet, maybe? No, too small. The Botany Lab? Too many… plants.” He wrinkled his plastered nose.
Suddenly, Mike, the quietest goon, pointed across the manicured lawn toward the east wing. “Hey, look!”
Near a small, decorative fountain that hadn’t worked since the 90s, was a lone, slight figure hunched over a backpack. It was Matthias. He sat with a figure that looked like a girl.
Lionel’s eyes lit up with predatory glee. “Bingo. The little rodent came out of his hole, and he's playing romance. Oh boy, this is going to be good .” He adjusted his jacket, the picture of self-important menace. “Alright, boys, formation. We approach slow, we surround him, and we make this look like an intervention gone wrong.”
Kev, trying desperately to sound smart, said, “So, we’re going to ambush him, boss?”
“No, you i***t,” Lionel growled, adjusting his stance. “We’re not ambushing him. We’re going to meat him. And when he sees me, he’s going to know he’s in a real pickle.”
The boys exchanged confused glances, but Lionel ignored them, his focus locked on Matthias.
As they all dispersed to circle Matthias, Lionel quietly paced up to catch the unsuspecting Weiner .