The dream girl

I was walking home when I received a text from an unknown number saying, ‘You look good in that yellow dress.’ I was, in fact, wearing a yellow dress!” yellow dress convo “A friend at work got a text today from a guy she has turned down multiple times. The text said, ‘I’ve kept every voicemail from you since last January.’” kept voice mail convo “My boss’s name was Miriam, right above Mom in my contact list. You can guess who I sent, ‘I hate my boss so much!’ to. I was mortified because I realized right away what I had done and locked myself in the bathroom. Minutes later, my boss came knocking on the door asking if I was okay. I was 16 and it was my first job!” “I was somewhat flirting with a woman named Heather and she asked for a selfie of me. I took a picture (normal one) and accidentally sent it to Hector, my old manager I hadn’t talked to in years.” “One time, my sister texted me instead of my mom. It was about my surprise birthday party that they’d planned for the next day. That one was a little disappointing.” “My Mother-in-Law came to visit when I specifically requested her not to (I was really ill and not up to it). She began picking at me and generally making me miserable. I texted my other half that I wished she would leave and said I was tired of her interfering. Well, I realized I sent the text to Mother-in-Law by mistake as she sat two feet away from me on the other sofa. I heard her phone ping as I realized my horrifying mistake. Knowing she would react badly, I said, ‘Oh, that’s from me, I messaged you by accident,’ and told her I meant to send it to her son. Without looking, she handed me the phone and said, ‘Delete it.’ I felt truly awful, and it was a lucky escape. I’ve learned my lesson – now, I don’t talk ill of anyone anymore even if they deserve it. And I double check who I’m sending texts to!” “On a business trip at my last job, I was going back and forth one evening with texts to my wife and a colleague (separate texts)…wife texted her final ‘Sweet dreams ?’ and I didn’t respond immediately, as I was multi-tasking. Finally, I responded back ‘Sweet dreams ?.’ Well, you guessed it…I sent my loving goodnight message to my colleague by accident instead of my wife. Of course, he laughed about it, but warned of a potential HR violation (in jest, of course). D’oh!