The Marauders

TM(1)

Sirius: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest of them all?

Mirror: It's you.

Sirius: Wrong it's Remus!

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Sirius: Help me with this crossword, i need a five letter word for disappointment.

Remus: Remus.

Sirius: ...

Remus: ...

James: ...

Lily: ...

Peter: ...

Sirius: Baby we've talked about this-

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Lily: So how did you guys get into a car accident?

Remus: Well, we were driving, and there was a deer in the road that Sirius didn't notice.

Remus: So I yelled 'Sirius, deer!'.

Sirius: •buries face in hands• And I responded with 'Yes, honey!'.

Everyone: ...

Peter: Mhm and on a COMPLETELY unrelated note, James is in the hospital.

Lily: What?

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