The Marauders

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Sirius: I may not have been a wanted child, but now I'm one of the most sought-after men on earth. I truly am thriving.

Remus: You're literally an escaped convict.

Sirius: But I am wanted.

Remus: BY THE POLİCE!

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Remus: Sirius I'm pretty sure that's not a toaster.

Sirius: •using a difibrillator to cook toast• WERE LOSING HIM JAMMIT! •toast burns• he's in a butter place now.

Remus: I'm not even mad that was hilarious.

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James: Quick, you're losing a lot of blood! That's your type?

Sirius, bleeding out: Tall, curly brown hair, amber eyes, likes books, sarcastic-

James: BLOOD TYPE, YOU COMPLETE PRAT!

Sirius: Oh.

Sirius: •looks down•

Sirius: Red.

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