Chapter 4
1370 Words
Jay
I gave baby girl her hotel card. I hope she knows what she’s doing. I pray Adam knows too—dear God, please let the s*x be good!
I was making my way around the room, mingling and talking to everyone, when I found myself next to Evan, who was talking to Kevin. We weren’t really discussing anything important when suddenly Austin, Evan’s brother, said he needed to talk to all of us in private and that we should go to the bathroom.
Okay, men going to the bathroom together is sure to draw attention. Austin wants privacy? My God, this should be interesting.
When I followed the guys to the bathroom for the meeting, what was said there was the last thing I ever expected.
“So, before I say anything, Kevin, I know she’s your sister, and this is going to be super uncomfortable for you. However, for this plan to work—sorry, dude, you’ve got to get involved,” Austin said.
“What are you going to do to my sister that’s going to be uncomfortable?” Kevin asked.
Austin slapped Kevin on the back and said, “Sorry to be blunt, but Keira is going to lose her virginity tonight, and you have to help us pull it off.”
I groaned hearing Austin say that—he has no tact, I swear. How can you just say that to her brother like that?
Kevin was shocked; his mouth was open, and he had a look of disbelief on his face.
“I’m going to help do what with my sister?” Kevin stuttered.
“Kevin, I’m not asking you to actually do it to your sister; I’m not sick. No, you need to help me with my plan to get Keira and Adam to the hotel tonight,” Austin said.
“You got my sister and your brother a hotel room?” Kevin asked, a little anger creeping into his voice.
“Not me, dude. Jay did, actually,” Austin said, as everyone turned to me.
“Hey, baby girl came to me and said she wants to give Stud Muffin her special gift that can never be given again. I talked with her; okay, she is positive she wants Adam to do the honors. It’s his graduation gift from her.”
“Okay, so why not just use the pool house? Why a hotel room?” Evan asked.
“Yeah, um, it wasn’t convenient, and Keira wanted some romance. I mean, you only lose it once, right?” I tell them.
I’m not about to go into the details that the pool house has a camera in it and that Keira doesn’t want Laura, the boys' mother, to see her losing her virginity. Plus, we need to get out of this bathroom—this isn’t normal for a meeting in a men's room. Someone is going to get suspicious soon.
“Okay, well, regardless, there is a hotel room. The getaway plan to go to a hotel just isn’t going to work. Everyone is going to figure out very quickly if Keira and Adam are missing for the night,” Austin said.
“So you came up with another plan to get Adam laid that involves all of us? You don’t think that would be suspicious?” Evan asked.
So Mr. All-American has a brain. That’s a plus. I’m looking at him in this bathroom, kind of wishing it was just me and him. Lord, I’d like to know what his lips would feel like on mine.
Jay, snap out of it. Evan is not a good idea, I have to remind myself.
“Well, since we’re not like Jay and didn’t have this information prior to getting the room, I had to come up with a better plan in a hurry. So yeah,” Austin said.
“Just tell us this plan before I get sick. I do not want to think about why we are doing this, please!” Kevin said.
“Don’t worry, bro, I’ve got your back in this too. Most likely you will get laid too since Jaime had to come along as well,” Austin said.
“Please tell me you have not planned a Caligula orgy,” I said when I heard Austin say this.
“Austin, I love you, brother, but I’m not doing a Caligula thing for Adam. I draw the line at that,” Evan said.
“What’s a Caligula?” Kevin asked.
“A Roman emperor who was s*x-crazed and liked orgies. There was a 1970s movie made about him that was mainstream but really was a porno,” Evan explained.
Oh my God, Evan knows movies. This is so not good. I cannot fall for Evan—he’s not out of the closet, and I won’t be a dirty secret. I just can’t do that to myself.
“Huh, I didn’t know it was a movie; I’ll have to find it. But back on track, here’s my plan. The frat house is empty; I got the rest of my stuff out. Evan was going to drive up with me tomorrow to help me,” Austin said.
Evan looked at Austin like he understood what he was trying to explain.
“You want to make it like the kids are going to college so they can see what’s in store for them? That’s not a bad idea,” Evan said to Austin.
“Yep. So I figure this: I’ll make a speech about how they need to know what’s in store for them or something—I’ll bullshit my way through like I’m good at doing. Evan and I will drive Jaime and Kevin up to the frat house for the night. And then Jay, you drive Adam and Keira to the hotel. Then tomorrow, bright and early, after they’ve done the deed and all that good stuff, pick them up at the hotel and drive them up to the college. Then we’ll all come back together with my stuff.”
“Wow, that actually does sound like a good plan, but what am I gonna do at a college when I finally bring them up? Won’t it look suspicious if I’m seen driving back with you guys when I didn’t go up with you?” I asked Austin.
“Well, after you drop them off, you can just leave and go back to your place,” Austin said.
“That is a lot of driving for a little piece of ass, no offense to you, Kevin, since Keira is your sister. Let’s be honest here—we’re gonna be doing a lot of driving just so two people can have s*x! Good Lord, Hallmark should make a Christmas movie about this because it sure would be interesting,” I tell them.
I can hear Evan laughing at what I said. He has a cute laugh. Focus, Jay, I need to concentrate on this plan to get Keira laid and not on Evan.
“Alright, I will help. But tell them I’m taking Jaime and Keira to their houses to pack an overnight bag. That way, the parents will trust this idea better if it’s me taking the girls. I don’t think I need to explain why it’s better if it’s me taking them; it’s kind of obvious,” I tell them.
“No, that’s a really good idea. Thanks for thinking of that. I wasn’t considering that they would need to pack a bag,” Austin says.
“You okay there, Kevin?” Evan asks.
“Yeah, just not something I ever thought I would be discussing—how to get my sister to lose her virginity,” Kevin says, shaking his head.
“My God, it’s taking a village to get two kids together to have s*x tonight. You guys do realize this, right?” I tell the guys in the bathroom.
Kevin groans and says, “Can we all agree to never revisit this conversation ever again, please?”
“I second that. Helping two high school graduates to a hotel for a deflowering is definitely something I never want to talk about again,” I say.
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