Just like that

This is a story based around the lives of Zolani and Sbahle. Sbahle is a 28 year old business woman. She runs a feminist NGO she believes in equality and believes all men are trash, she has been single for 4 years now. Meet Zolani a 31 year old man who believes women are attention seekers who just want money! He is a CEO in a tech company. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They both live in the same estate!!!! Join us in this facade as they get to know each other and love each other. CHARACTERS Sbahle Mbali Zolani Mazwi ........... .......... ......... ....... 05:30am Sbahle : Bye Mbali I'm going for a jog. Come and lock the door! Mbali : sure friend (still sleepy). Sbahle: Mbali I'm going to count up to 5 and you should be up from that bed already okay. 1, 2 Mbali : Okay, okay boss lady I'm up! Sbahle : Good! Imma leave now bye. 30 mins later At Zolani's place Phone rings? Zolani :(Annoyed) What the f**k it's too early! Who the f**k is calling? (Answers the call). Hello! Mazwi : Hey Zo! Zolani : Dawg is this a joke Its 6 o'clock in the morning! Mazwi : Bro I kinda need Your help. I'm stuck Dawg can you come and get me. Please.... Zolani : I can send the chauffeur there's no need for me to get there. Mazwi : Not that stuck (afraid voice) Zolani : (Looks at the phone number) Mazwi whose number are you using and where the f**k are you? Mazwi : Bro please promise not to freak out. Zolani : Do you want me to help you or not? Mazwi : We have been bestftiends since kindergarten (Zolani interrupts ). Zolani : Where are you? Mazwi : I'm in a holding cell and before you shout me I did nothing wrong. Zolani : what the f**k Dawg ! Where are you being held? (Mazwi tells him) I'll be there in a Jiffy. Zolani left the house in a hurry and got in to the car. Just as he Drove out the gate he almost bumped onto Sbahle. Sbahle : What the f**k are you doing can't you see where you are going? Can't you see that you are on the wrong side of the road ? Can you? Zolani : Do yourself a favour and quit arguing with me. (Drives away) Sbahle : Did he just drive away? ******* At Sbahle's home Sbahle : ( enters the house shouting and cursing ) Mbali : Oh oh someone's in a very bad mood. Sbahle : Mbaliiiiii!!! Mbali : Holy s**t what now ( intimidated ). *whispering* Yes Sbahle what's going on is everything okay? Sbahle : I'm so pissed of right now! Mbali : Well I know you that well to see that you aren't in your right state of mind. Sbahle : Are you implying that I am crazy? Mbali : I never said that. Sbahle : Well you are implying that I am crazy. Mbali : May I kindly know the root cause of this attitude you have. Sbahle : I almost got hit by a car.... Mbali : Are you okay my love? Sbahle : Are you even listening I said almost. Mbali : Oh yeah that! Yeah go on. Sbahle : So was just about to enter the estate after my morning jog and this punk wanted to kill me with his car, he even had the audacity to drive away while I was talking. Like that's so disrespectful . Mbali : I'm sure it wasn't his intention though. Sbahle : Whose side are you on? Mbali : (giggles awkwardly) your of course I mean why would i be on someone's side other than you? Sbahle : Exactly! He must go down! Mbali : Is he cute? You have to stop being cold to all the guys you meet. You see all this frustration is due to lack of physical touch. Sbahle : Ouch that hurt Mbali : All you need is some d**k. (Sbahle throws a pillow at her!) I mean when was the last time you even had s*x? See even the ancestors don't remember. Sbahle : Do me a favour and leave my house by the time I get home from work. Mbali : But you know I hate living alone. Sbahle : And you know I hate men. Men are.... Mbali : Yeah yeah yeah men are Trash ain't they. Well as for me I can't relate I have an amazing boyfriend. Sbahle : Wait a minute isn't that the fourth boyfriend you are getting this month? Mbali : I thought we don't judge each other. Sbahle : I'm not I'm just asking a question * laughing * See Imma get ready for work so lemme go bath and stuff. Okay? Mbali : Yeah sure thing I also have to leave early I still have a flight to catch. Sbahle : Oh you are going to Malaysia right. Come here lemme hug you. They hugged each other and Sbahle left for the office.