Tessa When Elijah puts his legs down on my thighs, the air stays away for a moment. He didn't really do that! "Down", I hiss literally. I really don't have enough patience for his games now. "No," he replies, just as tightly tied as I am. I look at him seriously and try to make it clear to him that he should finally behave according to his age, but he just stares spellbound at the TV. It almost seems to me that he thinks I would disappear if I were ignored long enough. He zaps through the movies and series that are on my watchlist. In some series he stops and gives me his opinion. "Pretty Little Liars?", his tone is disparaging. Immediately I can imagine what comes next. "If this isn't the boring girl series," he immediately says what I expected from him. "No, it's not," I promptly di

