I reject you-
1002 Words
I was sneakily browsing through the pictures of some cute puppies, zoning out the monotonous voice of our history teacher, who was droning on and on in the front of the classroom, when a notification popped up on the top.
I_pooped (Sophia)
Someone save me.
Chloe_awesome_scott
Let me guess. You are bored?
I_pooped
NO!
Cereal_killer (Caleb)
Even better, you wanna play truth and dare?
Chloe_awesome_scott
And, obviously, I have to go first and pick dare?
I_pooped
-__-
Chloe_awesome_scott
Wait, soph., how come you are awake?
Aren't you in physics right now?
I_pooped
Guys-
Yes_you_suck (Mia)
OMG! OMG! OMG! GUYS!
SOMEONE HELP!
Chloe_awesome_scott
How can we help you, Mia?
Maybe, by texting a random dude?
Yes_you_suck
Wtf?! No!
Cereal_killer
Wow! Someone is snappy today!
Chloe_awesome_scott
First of all, try staying up late on a school night.
Cereal_killer
Oh, come on, we all did.
Chloe_awesome_scott
Secondly, try waking up and have a lovely conservation with an annoying, cocky SOB, who freaking shatters your beliefs of the word 'h.a.p.p.y' an tries to delude you into believing that he is some kind of a werewolf straight out of some fantasy book and you are his 'mate'
I_pooped
Woah
Cereal_killer
Woah
Yes_you_suck
Woah
Chloe_awesome_scott
That's all you guys have?
I_pooped
Omg no! Wait...Mia you needed help with something?
Yes_you_suck
OMIGOSH YES!
SOMEONE HELP OR I WILL SWOON RIGHT NOW.
Cereal_killer
What? Mia, are you okay? Since, when do you do swooning?
Yes_you_suck
SINCE, MY LONG TIME CRUSH LIAM DECIDED TO SIT NEXT TO ME!
Cereal_killer
Wtf?! You had a crush and you never even told us!
I_pooped
Yes, wtf, mia?! Why are we finding this out just now?
Chloe_awesome_scott
Who's Liam again?
Btw, my situation is graver.
If you guys don't help me, I just might pull my hair out.
Yes_you_suck
GUYS! I HAVE TO GO!
LIAM JUST SAID SOMETHING FUNNY AND THE WHOLE CLASS IS LAUGHING.
SEE YOU ALL LATER.
WISH ME LUCK!
Chloe_awesome_scott
...
Is this even our Mia anymore?
I_pooped
Are you going to leave us because of this Liam guy now?
Cereal_killer
Are you going to stop hanging out with us?
Yes_you_suck
-_-
I just asked for a good luck to talk to my crush, not this emotional crap you all are pulling at me out of nowhere.
Chloe_awesome_scott
Okay, fine, just make sure that he is not one of those people who hurt animals.
Yes_you_suck
OH GOD, CHLOE! WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
FOR GOD'S SAKE, HE OWNS A CUTE LITTLE-
Chloe_awesome_scott
???
I_pooped
???
Cereal_killer
???
Guys, that girl has disappeared.
I_pooped
Liam will take her away from us :'(
Chloe_awesome_scott
Wtf?! She is gone! There's no need to do this again.
Now, tell me who is the dude, I texted last night?
Cereal_killer
A five year old kid
I_pooped
A sixty year old man
Cereal_killer
A mafia
I_pooped
A billionaire
Cereal_killer
A d**g lord
I_pooped
A serial killer
Cereal_killer
Hey, that's me! I am the only cereal_killer in block
I_pooped
Yeah, whatever. A zombie, then?
Chloe_awesome_scott
Wow!
Why not settle with his theory and call him a werewolf?
Cereal_killer
Hold on, he said that he is a werewolf?
Chloe_awesome_scott
Were you guys even listening to me?
I_pooped
Of course! Just ask him if he has a mate...
Chloe_awesome_scott
Yeah, now I know, you were TOTALLY listening.
Cereal_killer
Wait, Chloe, what else did he say?
Did he reveal his identity?
Did he tell you what he is hiding?
Chloe_awesome_scott
So, you guys really don't know him?
What if he actually is a five year old kid who flirts with strangers for kicks and giggles?
WAIT!
How tf did you get his number?
Cereal_killer
Oh, that...
He goes to our school.
I_pooped
Has a very skeptical identity.
Cereal_killer
Is definitely hiding something.
I_pooped
All the girls are crushing on him
Except mia, she has liam now.
Chloe_awesome_scott
What about me? I am not crushing on anyone!
I don't even know him!
I haven't even seen his face!
You all just decided to use me to find out what he is hiding?
Cereal_killer
Soph, wait! You said all the girls are crushing on him...
Does that include you too?
Because if it does, then, tell us rn!
We don't want you to drop a bomb on us like Mia.
Chloe_awesome_scott
Again...were you guys even listening to me?
I_pooped
Wth, Caleb no! I am not crushing on him!
No one can ever take Will's place in my heart...
Chloe_awesome_scott
This is really irrelevant rn.
Cereal_killer
Oh God, soph, you are still hung up on that cold, heartless prince?
Chloe_awesome_scott
GUYS?
I_pooped
*gasp* that's cruel, cal. He is not cold or heartless!
Chloe_awesome_scott
Who tf is this Will now?
And, who is this prince?
Cereal_killer
Lmao, chlo, they are the same person. He is soph's celebrity crush.
Chloe_awesome_scott
Oh God, this topic really is irrelevant.
I_pooped
Oh gosh, I am hungry now.
I exited the irrelevant and random conversation when at least one fifty messages popped up in my notifications from The_real_prince_charming. I clicked on the messages and my eyes widened when I saw that he had spammed me with the same message one fifty times.
The_real_prince_charming
MATE
MATE
MATE
MATE
MATE
MATE
MATE
...
Chloe_awesome_scott
Go and get a life, you annoying SOB!
The_real_prince_charming
Yo, mate, what's up?
Chloe_awesome_scott
STOP CALLING ME MATE!
The_real_prince_charming
MATE
Chloe_awesome_scott
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM YOUR MATE RIGHT?
The_real_prince_charming
ABOUT TIME YOU REALIZED THAT, MATE.
Chloe_awesome_scott
OKAY, THEN.
HERE WE GO.
I, CHLOE SCOTT REJECT YOU-
The_real_prince_charming
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chloe_awesome_scott
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
ALSO, STOP TYPING IN CAPS.
The_real_prince_charming
NEVER!
ALSO, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME WHO DARED YOU?
Chloe_awesome_scott
NEVER!
OR MAYBE, WHEN FIRST YOU TELL ME, WHO ARE YOU, REALLY?
The_real_prince_charming
YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?
Chloe_awesome_scott
MHM...
The_real_prince_charming
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?
Chloe_awesome_scott
STFU AND TELL ME!
The_real_prince_charming
OKAY...DON'T TELL ME I DIDN'T WARN.
Chloe_awesome_scott
CUT IT OUT!
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
The_real_prince_charming
A FIVE YEAR OLD KID WHO FLIRTS WITH STARNGERS FOR KICKS AND GIGGLES.
- Writer
