A Royal Pain In The Texts

1:30 am I_pooped (Sophia) GUYS! GET YOUR ASSES ONLINE RN! Cereal_killer (Caleb) WTF?! What do you want at this hour of night? I_pooped Well, hello to you too, sunshine. If you open your eyes just a little more, you will realise that technically it's a new day. Cereal_killer This better be good, Soph. Chloe_awesome_scott (Chloe) What is it, Soph? Are you okay? I_pooped No! I need you guys! Yes_you_suck (Mia) Istg, if this is a joke; you are a dead meat, Sophia. Chloe_awesome_scott Are you okay though, Soph? Is something wrong? I_ pooped Um...yeah, something is very wrong. Cereal_killer Spill. What is it? I_pooped I am bored. Chloe_awesome_scott ... Yes_you_suck You can consider yourself dead. Chloe_awesome_scott You freaking woke me up in the middle of the night because you are bored?! BEACH! Why was I even worrying? Cereal_killer Wth is wrong with you Soph? Did you forget to take your daily dose of sanity meds? I_pooped I can't sleep. Please don't leave me alone guys. Please? Yes_you_suck You can't sleep because you slept through two classes of history and one class of physics today. Chloe_awesome_scott Wow I am asking myself why I am still here. I_pooped Because you love me, Chloe Please y'all, just for five minutes? Cereal_killer ... Yes_you_suck ... Chloe_awesome_scott ... I_pooped Come on, you guys. We can play something, maybe... Just one round of truth and dare, please? Cereal_killer ... Yes_you_suck ... Chloe_awesome_scott ... Fine... You are lucky that we love you. I_pooped Yay! Chloe! You first. Truth or dare? Chloe_awesome_scott Wtf?! Why me? You wanted to play so you should go first. Cereal_killer Come on, Chloe, do it, pick dare. Yes_you_suck Yes, Chloe! Pick dare. Chloe_awesome_scott Why the hell am I being bullied into picking dare? I_pooped Come on Chloe, you are our daredevil. Do it. PLEASE. Chloe_awesome_scott ... Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Cereal_killer Yasss! I will give you the dare. Chloe_awesome_scott You better dare me to adopt a pet or else... Cereal_killer Oh, please. I have an even better dare. So, basically, you just have to send a text. Yes_you_suck Omg, Cal, is this about that? Chloe_awesome_scott About what? What text? Cereal_killer Oh, hush everyone. Let me complete. So, here are the digits: !@#$%^&*() Chloe_awesome_scott Who is this? Don't tell me I have to profess my undying love to a random stranger. I_pooped Nah, that dare is getting kinda old. Cereal_killer Oh, you don't have to profess your love. It's a simple text: "what are you hiding?" Chloe_awesome_scott Really?! Well, here's your answer. They are hiding your brain somewhere. Yes_you_suck Oh, come on, just do it, Chloe. I_pooped Yes, do it, if you want to keep your daredevil crown Chloe_awesome_scott This is blackmail. You are all gumasses. Cereal_killer And, you are not? Chloe_awesome_scott No! I am awesome^ Yes_you_suck Complete the dare and prove it, then. Chloe_awesome_scott Okay, fine, whatever... It's not like I am obliged to reply to them if they say anything. I took a deep breath and typed the number. I couldn't believe I was actually doing this! The sacrifices I made for my crown... To: !@#$%^&*() What are you hiding? There was no immediate reply of course. I was not expecting it either. After all, it was freaking 1:45 am in the morning! The game of truth and dare continued for a few minutes after this and I eventually forgot all about the text...until I woke up after a few hours to a very horrifying reply from the number: What am I hiding? Well, isn't it obvious? An awesome body beneath these layers of clothing.