The secret life of Audreys

COMING SOON

- Allow me to guide you into a wonderful and exceptional world of its kind. This world is unique and involves orderly chaos. Everything harmonizes with everything and if not, Adureys will certainly do something about this issue. However, in order to understand the workings of this world, you must first understand the creatures that lives in it... The Audreys

- Audrey, may you please explain it to us, what it takes to be an Audrey?

- Wow... Where should I start? Something tells me that it would be a good idea to start at the beginning. But at the beginning of what? Should I tell from the Big Ben or Big Bam or how does it called?...

- Do you mean Big Bang?

- Big Bang! Jesus Christ! Thanks! It would've bothered me all day!

- Excuse me but we are short on time.

- Okay... Deep breath, I'll start at my beginning and tell you all what it takes to be part of my specie... The Audreys. Sit down and take notes, it'll be a long story!

- Oh Lord...

( Based on real and mostly happened events, narrated by a peculiar friend! )