RoommatedUpdated at Apr 11, 2018, 06:17
In Years to come my kids will ask me, how I met their father, I'd smirk and say, "I threatened to feed him to my uncle's goats."
18-year-old Ivanna Ramirez has one more semester and than she's out of the fancy word for prison, aka school. But her life takes a dark turn when she runs away from home and stumbles upon the notorious Morgan Hill.
See there's a mutual understanding amongst the Greenwood high teens that you never prank Morgan Hill unless you want to be six foot underground with a shovel in your neck. But telling Ivanna to stop causing trouble is like trying to baptize a cat, so she dumps coffee on him, threatens to feed him some goats, and then throws a pie on him. What's the harm done?
Everyone thought she was a goner, hell even Ivanna herself thought she'd be dead.
But one demand brings these two completely different puzzle pieces under one roof.
"You need to help get rid of my stalker."