Roommated

Roommated chapter 1 "Why would you draw a p***s in the main gym?" The principal asked, his bald head was caressed with stress lines as he glared at Ivanna. The dark haired teen shrugged, "isn't this a free country?" "Vandalism is a very serious offense. Ivana! What were you thinking." He asked, his hands flying everywhere as he spoke. Ivanna smirked, "I was being artistic!" "Oh?! So you were being artistic last month when you put worms in the lunchroom-" "Chilli with a side of worms." "- And last week when you let four chickens run free in the parking lot!" "I was trying to solve the riddle of who let the chicken cross the road, not my fault one of the teachers got but in the ass-" "Ivanna!" She put her hands up in mock surrender, "sorry sir, I meant two teachers got bit in the ass." He banged his hands on the table, his whole head turning red looking like he got a blister on his head. "Ivanna you have to stop these childish shenanigans." Ivanna rolled her eyes, "Look, sir, I apologize. I can get out of your hair-err what once was your hair, and I know a smart man like yourself has better things to do on a Monday morning." "Do you think I'm stupid?" He asked, anger dipping in. Ivanna tilted her head, "well.." He gave her a pointed look. "Sheesh, it's not like I did it on purpose." "Oh, so your hand magically moved and drew a large p***s on the gym floor." "Is that sarcasm I detect," Ivanna nodded in approval, "I see I've been rubbing off on you." "That's it! You have detention for the next-" Just as he was about to sell her off to the devil the door flung open. Tyler first words out of his mouth were, "there's a flood in the washrooms, someone ate some chili and now all the washrooms are clogged! Damn, I feel bad for that kid, dumb-ass knows cafeteria food kills you but he still ate it. But sir you have to go check it out!!" "Of course!" The principal got up quickly and rushed out of the room. A smirk grew on Tyler's face as he bowed then handed Ivanna her coffee. "Thank you, thank you. I knew my acting skills would come in handy." Ivanna scoffed, "you took one acting class in grade five and ran out when they tried to force you to play a tree." "A tree!" Tyler yelled, dramatically. "We all know I have more greatness than being a simple tree. One day I will suppress God!" "Shut up, you baboon." Ivanna's best friend, Hailey walked in with a laugh. "Anyways what did you do this time, Iva?" Ivanna shrugged, "I didn't do anything bad." "Oh yeah because drawing male genitals on school grounds isn't bad at all." Hailey gave Ivanna a disgusted look, "In my opinion, it's quite disturbing and disgusting considering you draw a p***s with a mustache and a hat." Tyler whistled, "damn! It's all over the school. The sombrero was a good touch." The three of them, Ivanna's friends had been friends for as long as she could remember. It started off with just Hailey. First, there was small little Hailey. She was literally 5'3, but height has nothing to do with the fact that she can make WWE wrestlers tremble. She had a sweet face with large blue eyes and fiery red hair. Besides her ability to scare everyone with a sweet smile on her face, Hailey was born with down syndrome as a child but she was the smartest person Ivanna knew and who ever doubted that would meet her first. Hailey took s**t from nobody, She was scary. But Hailey always had a smile on her face even when she's choking the life out of you. Rumors are going around that she secretly beats up old people. But other than that she was a sweetheart. Anyway, then there's Tyler. He was a loud-mouthed person who loved giving himself compliments anytime he got the chance. He was Mr popular with the girls, they literally pulled each other's hair out to get his eraser he dropped. Girls are immediately attracted to him because of his dark brown hair, muscular physique, careless attitude, and his smile that was graced by God himself (totally his words). Also, the fact that he was on the football team made the girls swoon over him. "Anyways, we should probably leave before Mr. Blister comes back wondering where you are," Tyler explained gesturing to Ivanna. "Who was that girl you were with this morning?" Hailey asked as they made it to the hall, they began to maneuver around the various students while trying to keep their conversation alive. The high school was like any other high school. There was that couple that was always trying to choke each other with their tongues. Ivanna doesn't think they've ever heard of the term 'get a room'. Then a few feet away were the load jocks and cheerleaders. There were the band geeks and aerospace kids and then there were kids who would just be. Like Ivanna, she wasn't one for a title. Ivanna had a kind of underrated beauty, Hailey told her it was because she didn't know she was beautiful. But Ivanna didn't see it. Underneath the panda head, Ivanna was all about simplicity, no makeup just natural. She had flawless skin with dark curly hair that reached her shoulders. She had large dark eyes showing her Hispanic descent. See, she was simple. Tyler pursed his lips in concentration, "I think her name was Tally or Bailey, or something? I didn't care to remember." "You're such a pig," Ivanna hissed, rolling her eyes while taking a sip of her drink. A few girls winked Tyler's way and he winked right back, "Oink, Oink." Ivanna waved at her twin sister who was surrounded by her fan base, she waved back enthusiastically. "Hey Ivanna," Ivanna turned her head to see some random guy smiling at her. "I'm sorry, do I know you?" Ivanna asked in a bored tone. "No, but I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date with me this Friday." Ivanna mentally groaned, "I really don't want to." "But I really like-" "Hey! Do you like your d**k?" Hailey threateningly asked the now quivering guy with a sweet voice. He nodded meekly. "Then I f*****g suggest you step away from her before I jigsaw your f*****g penis." The poor guy ran. Ivanna and Tyler burst out laughing, "That was a good one." Tyler whipped at his eyes. "All I need is sunglasses and long hair so I can flip it over my shoulder and I'll be just as cool as you Hailey-kins." "What did I tell you about calling me that-" "Logically you can't jigsaw someone's genitals-" Tyler began but was cut off as he crashed into someone and he fell heavily to the floor knocking Ivanna's coffee cup out of her hand and at that moment her coffee decided to be a ballerina and twirled into the air and finished with a bang when it splashed against the guys shirt. "Ow," Tyler hissed. Ivanna's face was flushed as she locked eyes with the beautiful man glaring down at her. He had that kind of face that stopped you in your tracks. He was at least 6'2 with a perfectly muscular physique accompanied with tattoos leading up his rippled arms with his long sleeved shirt rolled up. He had flawless caramel skin and a simple buzz cut. His cold dark eyes were filled with intensity. He had strong arched brows wich slipped downward in an angry expression. His eyelashes so thick, it could be illegal. His tight jaw was angular and filled with stubble, at the moment it was pulled back in a scowl. "My coffee!" Ivanna huffed, furiously. He quirked a brow in annoyance, "Did you just say my coffee?" Ivanna watched as his dark eyes twisted into a dark black, his jaw clenched into rigidness. "It is was an accident." She stated, his cold eyes bore into her. She took a step forward hesitantly trying to rub some of the coffee from his t-shirt. "I'll just have to buy myself another one unless you're willing to buy me one?" "Please, I've met crazy girls but you win the cake, sweet-cheeks." he stated coldly, "Trying to get my number." Ivanna rose a brow. She had a boyfriend, and even before him she still couldn't flirt if her life depended on it. "It's impolite to stare." His low voice jolts her with surprise. "Not to mention really creepy." "Listen here buddy, you owe me new coffee." Ivanna sneered, unable to hold her contempt back. At that moment Ivanna came to a conclusion that she really didn't like this guy. "I think you forgot that you intentionally spilled your coffee on me, and now you want me to buy you coffee?" The teen hissed. "Uh, exactly." What is he not getting? "Iva, shut up now." Hailey hissed from behind her but Ivanna stood her ground. His eyes looked at her in shock then realization. "Do you want my number or something? Huh? I'll give it to you since you're body looks hot. I can't tell over the panda head." Her face felt hot as she stared into His amused face, "Stop being a smart-ass, you spilled my coffee and I'm getting annoyed." He took a dangerous step towards her, his figure towering over her. "And what's your short-ass going to do about it?" Gasps filled up around her, that's when Ivanna took notice of the many people surrounding her. Ivanna's dark eyes challenged him, she flipped her dark hair over her shoulder. "Voy a comer las cables de mi primo Pablo." (I'm going to get my cousin Pablo's goats to eat you.) Before he could say anything else two sets of hands grabbed onto both sides of Ivanna's arms. "Ignore anything that has come out of this dumb-cows mouth. Ivanna doesn't understand that what she says is actually mean." Ivanna turned to glare at Tyler. "She got scared when Jack sniffed her, thinking he was infecting her with Tentacles." "It's James." A guy (probably Jack) from the crowd yelled. Hailey rolled her eyes, "Sure it is." "Sorry for bothering you Mr. Hill." "Ass-hole!" Ivanna yelled as her friends dragged her away. Once they were a safe distance away, Hailey decided to hit Ivanna on the head for her stupidity. "Are you stupid!" She hissed as Ivanna pulled the head off. "We've been over this, Hailey-kins she's an idiot." Ivanna glared up at Tyler, "I'll grind your face in a blender then-" "Okay, sheesh you little ogre you're giving my beautiful mind images." Tyler gave her a disgusted look. "You guys are hopeless." Hailey sighed, "anyways that was Morgan Hill." "So...?" "That's Morgan the bad boy who spent all last year in jail, remember?" Hailey groaned in annoyance when Ivanna gave her a blank stare. "Do you not listen to the rumors going around?" Ivanna shook her head, "rumors consumer humor." "I heard he stabbed a guy," Tyler added dramatically. "So?" "With a baby's rattle." Ivanna snorted, "a baby's rattle? He probably was put in jail for public nudity because he tried to hump a tree." "How can he do that to his precious-" Hailey gave him a look and he shut up. "But I did spill coffee all over his favorite shirt." Tyler shook his head, patting me on the head. "He's going to find you and kill you. Run while you can, my uncle Rodney knows a guy who knows another guy who can slip you out of here faster than you can say Harambe." "Shut up." Hailey and Ivanna said in unison. Tyler put a hand to his heart, "I'm trying to protect you!" Ivanna rolled her eyes but all she could think about were his dark eyes. Dark eyes so black she felt like she was looking into an endless stretch of the midnight sky. Then she remembered that she wanted to punch his lights out. Ivanna began to laugh, she'll teach him to mess with her and her friends. Her laugh growing louder and louder causing her friends to step away as if they didn't know her. "Hailey fixes your friend, she sounds like an evil goat choking on the yoke alae le," Tyler stated looking terrified. "That's her 'shits about to go down face'." "Poor Morgan he's released the Ivanna." Oh yes, poor Morgan. Ivanna always has a prank up her sleeves.