Thor, the god of thunder. Hercules, the greatest hero and the god of strength. Horus the Avenger, god of the air, and the protector of Egypt. Big, powerful gods in mythology, with awesome powers and unimaginable might. This... is not about them. This is about a goddess who just started going to high school to one of the most prestigious institutions in Heaven. But she's about to have the weirdest orientation ever.