I only wanted a little excitement, so I ordered a tentacle monster online. Unfortunately, the “monster” turned out to be a quiet, ridiculously handsome chef who spent every day making me delicious food instead of falling for my advances. Frustrated, I ordered a second companion—a gorgeous fox spirit with fluffy ears, a wicked tongue, and enough attitude to drive anyone crazy. Then things got complicated. The tentacle monster was jealous. The fox was possessive. And somehow, both of them seemed far more interested in me than I ever expected. Between bizarre misunderstandings, chaotic arguments, disastrous cooking, and a mysterious bonding system that could change everything, I soon realized there was one problem I hadn't considered: What if the companion I wanted most... was the one I had almost thrown away? Now, with two supernatural companions fighting for my attention, keeping the peace might be harder than surviving either of them.