The Eyes Of Death Chronicles: Young Masters

VOLUME 4: PART 2: DEATH

The final challenge was retrieving the sword, retrieving the sword would be impossible because a giant indestructible wall protected it and no one knows how to get through the wall. This fact only gives me the creeps about going to retrieve the sword, Mr Olasile after seeing the look of worry and fear I portrayed, told me it was to defeat my father, my father was very powerful and was a better fighter than Mr Olasile, if I fought him, I'd inevitably die, unless, I had the sword of light, it is known that only the one possessing the sword of darkness could stand a chance of winning against the wielder of the sword of light. I accepted the mission to get the sword of light. My cousins also accepted my request for them to join my quest and then, Mr Olasile informed us we were leaving tonight and we were to tell no one about our mission and no one meant no one. I nodded and he disappeared as he always did. We had lunch with Damola and Aramide and avoided any question about our plans tomorrow, since we found it hard to lie to them. I, on the other hand, had decided to tell Damola the truth later and I did just that, she cried, kissed me one more time, wished me a safe journey and promised that she and our baby would wait right here for I and my cousin's return.

We left for our mission late at night, armed and looking very dangerous. We set out and at that point, we didn't realize this journey won't only be dangerous but also hilarious. We had to walk through the Sahara desert before getting to the river of the dead, we had only begun when Paulo decided to be such a pain and started whining, Danzaki, being disgusted by Paulo's whining told Paulo to do himself a favor, Paulo asked what it was and Danzaki told him to ensure that when he looks into the mirror, he should say hi to the clown he sees, enraged, Paulo asked, you wanna fight? Danzaki dutifully replied by telling Paulo he was the reason God created the middle finger, they were about to fight when I told them to look ahead and see the amount of land we still had to cover, I thought that'd settle things since they both went quiet but they had only just begun. We progressed further and Paulo asked how my IQ test report was so high, he asked if perhaps it was done fraudulently to suit my position, I called him a foolish child and told him that I had forgotten more than he ever knew, that left him speechless but Danzaki had to stir up some trouble. He told Paulo to not get bitter but rather, get better. Paulo replied by telling Danzaki he was so full of s**t even the toilet was jealous, Danzaki replied and told Paulo he was like a cloud, when he disappeared, it was a beautiful day. Paulo replied and told Danzaki that if he was going to be two-faced, he should make at least one beautiful, Danzaki told him not to worry about him but rather, Paulo should focus on his faulty brain and decreasing intelligence because it appears as though he grows much more stupid the more he ages and grows. Paulo told Danzaki he brings everyone so much joy when he was absent and Danzaki dutifully told him to keep rolling his eyes if perhaps he might find himself a brain because he obviously lacked one. I cut in and told them that was enough even though I was laughing hysterically at their exchange of insults. Danzaki blurted out at me, shut up nerd. I replied him coldly by saying I was not a nerd, I was only smarter now than he would ever be. He asked rhetorically, how dare you insult me and I told him I wasn't insulting him, just describing his amazing and intriguing attributes of stupidity. We ended the insults there but there was still a lot more to come afterwards. Paulo informed us he wanted to pee and Danzaki decided to be a peeping Tom and took a sneak peak, he returned and was all smiles. I asked what was he smiling about and that's when he bursted out in laughter, he said Paulo's c**k was about a bit short of a byte, this time, I wasn't the only one laughing, like hell, even the girls were laughing, unfortunately for Danzaki, Paulo heard and I knew he was gonna retaliate, I thought, this ought to be good. Paulo told Danzaki he wasn't surprised that such blinkered ignorance would come from a non-creative piece of s**t like Danzaki. He called him an excrement, a whining hypocritical toad with defective brain cells and a disappointing sense of humor, I rolled on the floor in laughter, I couldn't stop laughing, this was simply hilarious. Danzaki retaliated in a way uncommon to him, he merely said to everyone, some people cause happiness wherever they go, others, whenever they go, I could see the anger welling up in Paulo, I knew he was gonna cross the line this time. He said these painful words to Danzaki, "you're the most distasteful creature I've met in my entire life, you have every possible loathsome characteristic, you're morally reprehensible, intellectually retarded, physically repulsive, stupid, insensitive, selfish, vulgar, lousy. Your sense of humor is disappointing and you're not even interesting enough to make me sick". Danzaki was hurt and simply walked in front of everyone but Paulo still showed no sign of regret nor did he attempt to apologize. I told Paulo his brain was so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked his skull open, there wouldn't be enough mass to cover a small water biscuit, I made him know that although he had no enemies, he was still intensely disliked by his friends. Paulo then told me my heart was as clean as dirty laundry, he told me my soul was just a huge chunk of gunk and the words that describe me best were only three, stink, stank and stunk. I told him I sincerely wanted to call him stupid but that would be an insult to stupid people, I told him that I've seen sheep that would outwit him and played balls with higher IQ's. He then told me I was nothing but a pitiable, sad and strange little man. I told him I'd explain why I'll stop exchanging words with him and I was gonna use small words simply because I want his demented brain to comprehend what I was saying. I told him if I spent word for word for him, I'd make his wit bankrupt and his lack of intelligence was already killing my brain cells and with that said, I walked out on him and went towards Danzaki.