The Night He Touched Me

|•| ADAM "f**k! Don't move too much!" sigaw ko sa babaeng nasa ilalim ko sa gabing ito. I can't stand her, if only I knew earlier that she's this noisy and stubborn in bed, I wouldn't have asked her if she want something steamy. "Aah! Adam, you really are a monster in bed!" The more she moaned the grumpier I get, can't she just shut the f**k up even for a bit! Out of frustration, I aggressively pulled her hair and slapped her butt which she found more arousing and hot, f**k the wrong move! I put my hands in her mouth in the hope of lowering her moans even just a little, the neighboring room will probably hear us at this moment, if she continues to moan so loud. "I said stop f*****g moving!" sigaw ko ulit dahil hindi pa rin ito nakinig sa akin at pinipili pa ring salubungin ang bawat pagbayo ko sakanya. "f**k!" A curse escaped my mouth when I finally had my climax. I let go of her and removed the freshly used condom on my shaft. "That was amazing, can you hug me for a bit please?" she pleaded, I may be rude and I was indeed pissed by her when we were doing the deed but I'm not an asshole to just leave someone after doing it with her. Kumuha ako ng towel at agad nagpunas, I was planning to take a shower pero mamaya nalang paguwi ko ng bahay. I laid beside her and she immediately hugged me, she was drawing small circles on my chest, I was there unmoving until I can tell that she's asleep. Tinanggal ko ang pagkakayakap niya sa akin, agad akong nagsuot ng damit at iniwang magisa ang babae sa hotel room. I checked the time and it's 11:58 in the evening, well, Merry Christmas to me. My phone rang and as soon as I saw the caller ID, I already know what this talk is going. "Adam! Where the hell is you!" It is supposed to be a question but it came out like a freaking yell, I hate being yelled out but who cares it's from my lovely mother, and I love her. "On my way home," I answered "the way you yell at me makes me think that you're faking your illness," I told her jokingly. She then coughed and spoke to me a little softer this time. "Anak naman, Noche Buena na, magisa ko nanaman dito sa hapag. Mas mabuti sana talaga kung may kasama ako rito na mga batang maliliit, nagtatakbuhan at nagtatawanan. Or maybe a daughter in law will be a great company in Noche Buena!" I laughed at her excellent way of convincing me to have a wife and children. I parked my car and graced my way to the kitchen where my mom is still holding her phone. "Nice try Mama," I said as I dropped the call and tapped her head slightly. She then turned to me with glaring eyes. "What?" I asked acting innocent "I came home exactly at twelve, Merry Christmas!" She glared at me more almost wanting to speak curses. "You know what, Adam? Maybe I'll wish for a daughter-in-law this Christmas!" she exclaimed, it's my time then to glare at her but knowing my mom she just gave me a warning look. I went to my room and took a quick bath, I reek of s*x. I thought of the woman I left in the hotel room. She might be awake now or maybe she'll wake up tomorrow, she's very noisy in bed but I won't deny that she was quite good, and I know girls like her have a fair share of men. While taking a shower I then think about what my mom just told me about earlier. She wants a daughter-in-law, she wants me to marry and build my own family. I don't even think about things like that! I have enough problems with the company, and I wouldn't want another problem. But, as I think about my mother's health condition, her doctor personally told me that her health is decreasing due to her age. After taking a bath, I went out of my room wearing nothing but my boxers. I picked up my phone and downloaded the last thing I thought I would install on my phone. What the effing f**k would I even do on this app? Right! Find a wife prospect. Someone who is up for a conventional family. |•| |•| |•| |•| |•| RYA "Kailan ka ikakasal?" ngumiti ako ng pilit sa tita ko na siya na atang pang-pito sa nagtanong sa akin ng parehong tanong. "Bukas po" ang lagi kong pabirong sagot, why the hell do they even care when will I marry? As if they will die if I don't marry someone. "Ay nako! sinasabi ko nga sakanya na dapat pinakasalan nalang niya iyong masugid niyang manliligaw na pulis!" agad kong nilingon si mama at binigyan ng nakakamatay na tingin, pero kahit pa ata magdasal ako sa lahat ng santo hindi nito napakinggan ang panalangin ko na patahimikin ang bunganga ni mama. "Ma, ilang beses ko ba sasabihin na ayaw ko pa nga mag-asawa? Tsaka ayoko sa pulis, maaga akong mabi-biyuda!" pabiro kong sagot sakanya. Agad naman niya akong pinanlakihan ng mata at kinurot sa tagiliran. Agad akong na pasigaw ng impit na aray. "Nako talaga Rya! sinasabi ko sayo huwag kang magtatangka na lumiko ng daan dahil ako mismo plaplantsa sayo para dumiretso ka!" I memorized her rants everytime na ganito ang usapan namin, wala lang planong mag-asawa lesbian agad nasa isip nila! Wala namang masama sa pagiging lesbian, wala rin akong say about sa mga lesbian pero hindi ako lesbian! My mother just overthink too much! "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!" sigawan ng mga lasing kong tito ang narinig namin, agad kong tiningnan ang relo na nasa bisig at nakitang may ilang minuto pa bago mag Christmas. Excited nanaman masyado mga lasinggerong 'to. "Merry Christmas!!!" balik kong sigaw sakanila na agad nagpatawa sakanila at sa mga iba pang nakarinig. Agad akong umalis sa harap ni mama ng nakahanap ng tiyempo, sa loob ng bahay ang punta ko ng nahagip ng mga mata ko ang mga pinsan kong nagtatawanan sa gilid. Out of curiosity, I went to them and tried to take part in their topic. "Ano yang pinaguusapan ninyo diyan? Sali niyo naman ako para kayong others ha." Bungad ko sakanila, lalo naman silang nagtawanan at agad na ipinakita sa akin kung ano ang pinagkakaabalahan nila. "Ate! tingnan mo ang pogi!" sigaw ng pinsan kong mas bata ata sa akin ng halos 5 taon. I think she's 20 or 19, I looked at her phone and I saw a picture of a man the same age as her. True to my cousin's words, he is quite handsome. "Oo nga pogi, pero mukhang playboy! Mga ganyang mukha yung lolokohin ka lang e, pero sa huli di ka paninindigan." Sagot ko sa pinsan, agad akong natawa sa reaksyon niya. "Paano mo malalamang mga ganoong bagay e 27 ka na nga wala ka pa rin jowa!" sagot niya sa akin habang nilalakihan pa ako ng mata. Aba batang 'to, kailangan ba talaga isampal sa akin ang katotohanang iyon? "You should try this app ate! Maybe you'll find yourself a husband and will soon prove to us that you're not a lesbi!" agad nagtawanan ang mga pinsan ko sa sinabi ng isa. Inambahan ko ng sapak ang pinsan ko at pumasok na sa loob ng bahay ng nakabusangot. Rinig ko na ang mas lalong lumakas na ingay ng mga tito ko sa labas, tiningnan ko ang wristwatch ko at nakitang twelve na nga ng madaling araw, Christmas na. Pagkatapos kumain, pumasok na ako sa kwarto para makapagpahinga kahit kaunti. I stared at the ceiling for about five minutes, should I try installing that app my cousins suggested? I mean, I'm 27 and single. It's not bad to try right? And just like that, I found myself searching for a dating app. With trembling hands, I signed up, and within a minute I was already swiping left. Yes, left! wala pa ako nakikitang matino kaya puro ako swipe left, I mean maayos naman sila tingnan pero halos lahat up for hook up lang! Until I came across this one user named Adam. He looked hot and handsome in his displayed picture, mukhang may lahi at taga ibang bansa, his bio was so straight to the point, 'looking for a wife prospect who is up for conventional family'. Sa dami ng kalokohang tumatakbo sa isip ko agad ako nag swipe right, and to my surprise, it matched!! Natatawang pinindot ko ang type message at nagsimulang magtipa sa aking cellphone. "Hi daddy, I'm under the water please save me" I laughed as I hit the send button. It didn't even take a while for him to reply and I swear I literally jumped from my bed at binato ang sariling cellphone sa kama. "Hindi ako arabo"