Evan
My brothers, Jay, and myself went into the pool house. About a minute later my dad came into the house.
He sighed and said “Sit, I guess I need to lecture you boys.”
“Dad, let me save you from your usual lecture on sex.” Austin said standing up.
He went over to my dad, puffed up his chest with a deep breath and ran a hand through his hair. He was mimicking our dad.
He let a breath out slowly then in a deep voice he said “Sons…” shook his head back and forth, “Don't let 15 minutes of bravery ruin your lives. If you do decide to get brave, just make sure you got a condom on.” Austin turned to my dad and smiled at him.
Me and Adam let a laugh out. That was exactly how our father gave us a s*x talk, every time, down to what my dad does when he gives us that speech.
Our dad had a
