Naruto's Twin Sister (Naruto Fanfiction)

Chapter 12 ~Messy Kitchen~

Itachi's POV

I arrived, and....

(O__o)

Is this the kitchen?

The refrigerator is currently open, there are milk splatters everywhere, bread and different kinds of pastries are lying on the floor, there are shattered glass and dishes in the sink, burnt pancakes on top of the table, the stove is still on and is on fire, there is thick black smoke coming out from the oven, the toaster is broken, egg yolk.... Well, splattered on the table, uncooked fish and pork are on top of the mountain of trash in the garbage can, a horrible smell coming from the overcooked soup on the table, chairs are turned upside down, and sugar, salt, pepper, and other spices are scattered on the floor.

(try imagining it....)

And lastly, Rinn is also in here. She's mixing something in the bowl she is currently holding. She is a mess herself, too. Egg yolk, flour, and milk are on her hair, making it sticky and disgusting. Some parts of the Akatsuki cloak she's wearing is burnt, some are torn, and some are very dirty.

Her face is..... Kinda' dirty, too. Tomato sauce is on her cheeks, chocolate is on her forehead and nose, flour is on her upper left forehead, and lastly, pink frosting is there beside her lips.

What the heck happened here?

She seemed to notice me. She looked at me, and grinned awkwardly.

"Hiya, Emo-chan, what are you doing here?"

"I went here to eat my lunch."

"Ohh..... Haha.... Well, about that........ We kinda' ran out of stocks, and there isn't any food left. Oh wait. There are a few eggs left."

What?!?!

(O—o)

She.... She ate it all?!

Rinn's POV

After I ate, I decided to make a dessert since I want some sweets. Actually, my lunch was consisted of five fried chicken wings, two fried fishes, a plate of rice, three scrambled eggs, two hotdogs, yummy sushi (yeah, only one because that is the final speck of sushi in here), two bowls of ramen with two fish cakes and two eggs, three bacons, four hams, and lastly, yummy tuna.

Now, their refrigerator is empty except for a few eggs, butter, and a carton of milk.

I decided to make a dessert, and that dessert is..... Wait for it....

A delicious two-layered chocolate covered mocha cake with caramel syrup on top! And let's add some two scoops of delicious strawberry ice cream on top!! With chocolate sprinkles, too! And don't forget the caramel filling!

Anyway, I don't have any idea how to make that.

I'm bad at making desserts. Heck! I'm bad at cooking!

But still..... I'm trying my best!!

But then, Itachi showed up, and saw the little mess I made in the kitchen. Heehee....

Are you asking how this mess in the kitchen was made? Then, let's start from the very beginning.

-FLASHBACK-

I teleported to the kitchen, and went straight to the refrigerator. I opened the freezer, just to see five chicken wings, two fishes, two hotdogs, three bacons, and four hams. Since they're only a few pieces of uncooked breakfast, I decided to cook them all.

We only have one stove but four.... What do you call that? The circle thingy? Nahh.... Nevermind.

I mean, we have only one stove, but it can cook four dishes at the same time. I borrowed four frying pans, and I placed those pans on the circle thingies.

I turned it on.

I mean, I.... Ugh fudge. I'm bad at describing things, arent I?

Ugh! Just.... It's already on! I mean, it already has fire!

Anyway, I started to rummage through the cabinets, and successfully found a bottle of cooking oil.

I poured some oil in the frying pan, and gently placed the chicken wings when the oil was hot enough. Next, while the five chicken wings are deep-frying, I poured some oil in the three remaining frying pans. When they were hot enough, I placed the two fishes in one of the pans, deep-frying it as well. Next, I placed the hams in the third pan, and got three eggs from the refrigerator.

I borrowed a bowl, and started to scramble the three eggs. Then, I poured it in the last pan, cooking it.

The very first one to be cooked was the scrambled egg, so when it was done, I transferred it on a plate. In the same frying pan, I placed both of the hotdogs in there.

Then, the hams were finally done, and I transferred them on the same plate where the eggs are. After that, I put the bacons in the same frying pan where the hams were before.

Next! Hotdogs! When they were already cooked, I transferred them on the same plate.

Next! I placed the already-fried fishes on the same plate, and after a few more minutes, I transferred the already-fried chicken wings on the same plate since there is still some space in there.

I placed the four pans I used in the sink, and started to boil water for the ramen I saw in the cabinet. I also saw a small pack that says Mushroom Soup, so since it looked delicious, I decided to cook it as well, but failed to do so.

Hahaha.... When I cooked it, I got the ramen ready first, and when I came back, boom, it turned into a black soup! Haha! It was over-cooked. I placed it on the table though.

When the ramen was finished, I poured it in a bowl, and since it was too many, I poured the half of it in another bowl.

Heehee..... There are four free fish cakes and four eggs! To make it equal, I popped the two fish cakes and two eggs in each bowl of ramen.

Next..... I cannot eat these without rice! Sooo.... I cooked some. Nahh. I still have to wait for that. While waiting, I saw a can of tuna in the cabinet. It looks yummy!

I opened it, and poured its contents on the same plate since it doesn't need to be cooked anymore.

I rummaged through the refrigerator, and saw a single piece of sushi.... An already-made one, of course. I wonder what it has inside...??

I took that, and forced it inside the toaster to make it hot. Hahaha. That was the first appliance that caught my eye, so yah. Do you know how I did that? I used a fork to push it inside, and then, I plugged it in.

Booomm!!

Good thing, my sushi is still alive (^_^)/

I saw an oven, and then, I popped it in there. A minute passed, and I transferred the sushi on my plate.

I think the rice is already done, sooo..... I borrowed another plate, and placed the rice I cooked in there.

Sniff. Sniff. Sniff.

What's that?

I looked at the oven, and saw thick black smoke coming out from it. Surprised, I hurriedly ran towards it, and stumbled over the fudgin' chairs scattered in front of me, causing them to fall on the ground, along with myself. Scrambling up to my feet, I unplugged the oven, but the black smoke kept on coming out.

Nahh. Better ignore it.

Well, I forgot to unplug it, sooo yah. That's the effect.

I ate the whooooole meal I made without even bothering to sit down or use a spoon and fork.

Can't blame me! I skipped lunch, dinner, and breakfast!

Yum yum yum. Eat. Eat. Eat.

After a few minutes, I finished my meal, and threw the dishes I used in the sink.

Shoot! 3 points!!

I borrowed a glass, and poured some milk in it. Then, I drank it, of course. I also threw the glass in the sink, and a mysterious container caught my eye. I burped, and walked towards it. Unluckily, I tripped in the air, and the container fell down since I had my fingers on it already. I kinda' accidentally brought it down with me.

I stood up while shrugging it off, and saw a small rectangular box that says Pancake Mix. I ignored the pastries that fell on the ground, which were inside the container before, totally lazy to pick those up.

I walked towards the box, and took it in my hand.

Yum. It looks yummy.

I tried to cook it, but haha. I failed again. I tasted the pancake, and since it was hot and bitter (because it's burnt), I instinctively threw it at the table, and stared at the black thing. I didn't mean it!

Aha! I'm going to make a dessert!!

I took the bottle of milk in the refrigerator, and went straight to the table, not even bothering to close the refrigerator since I'll probably go back in there. I tried to open it, but it won't budge!

I used a knife to remove the cap of this fudgin' bottle, and.....

Pop!

Milk splattered everywhere.

Man! What a mess!

I sighed, and walked towards the still-open refrigerator. I got a few eggs, and borrowed a bowl again. I cracked the eggs open, and poured them in the bowl. Then, I stirred it up.

Splash!!

From stirring it unconsciously too fast, it splattered on the table and on my hair. Oh fudge!!

I growled in frustration, and looked at the unknown bottles in front of me. Hmm.... One is color red, one is color black, one is color white, one is color green, and the last one is white as well.

To my curiousity, I tried to open the two white ones, the green one, and the black one. They're so tight! Ugh.

I used a knife, then, pop!

They did open, but some of its sand-like contents fell on the floor..... Sooo...... I see, the bottles contain salt, sugar, pepper, and whatever those green stuffs are.

I tried to open the red one, but it was tight as well. I used the knife, too, but very very carefully this time.

Pop! It opened, and red liquid splattered on my face.

Sniff. Sniff. Tomato sauce?

How come this thing is with the pepper, salt, and su—Ugh! Nevermind.

I saw a chocolate syrup, caramel syrup, and strawberry frosting in the cabinet. I took them, and opened the bottles, but each of them splattered on my face.

The fudge?! Ugh. I'm gonna' take a bath later.

Anyway, I found a pack of flour, and I started to do the cake mixture in the bowl.

It consists of flour, egg, and milk. I added some butter since I saw it in the refrigerator.

And now, here I am, mixing it all up when....

Screech!!

The door opened, and I saw Itachi standing there with wide eyes.

-FLASHBACK ENDS-

I continued to mix it all up, and ignored Itachi.

"How are we going to eat lunch then?"

"I dunno'. Maybe go and eat outside or something."

"We can't go out just to eat lunch. That's too risky."

"Then steal something and eat lunch."

"We can't do that either."

"Then skip lunch!"

"That's fine to me, but I don't know if the other Akatsuki members ca—"

"Of course, they can!!! I mean, it's just lunch, right? Compared to me! I skipped lunch, dinner, and breakfast unconsciously!"

"Well, it was your fault."

"I know, but ha!! These are your punishments for not inviting me to join lunch, dinner, and breakfast!" I said, then, walked away.

Itachi's POV

Actually, we can't fix these. The stove is on fire, the toaster is broken, black smoke is coming out from the oven, two plates, two bowls, and a glass is shattered/broken, and it will be really difficult to clean this mess up.

I walked out of the kitchen, and walked towards Leader-sama's room.

Knock. Knock. Knock.

"Come in." A dark voice said, and I did what it told me to do.

"Itachi, what brings you here?"

"It's about Rinn. She made a huge mess in the kitchen."

"Just tell her to clean it up."

"It's not as simple as clean it up. Almost all of the appliances are broken and need to be replaced. Kakuzu won't be very happy when he hears about this."

"What? Tell her to fix them."

"But Leader-sama, that's impossible. They need to be replaced."

"Anything's possible to her."

"How can I convince her to do what you told me?"

"It's up to you to think of a way to convince her since..... She is mad at me."

"About that.... she had forgotten what happened last night."

"What? That's impossible."

"Yes, but you just told me that anything's possible to her."

(A/N: Can't help but laugh when I imagined Pein's face after Itachi told that XDD LMAO XD)

"....."

"I think she was a little guilty for what she did, that's why, she erased her own memory. I don't know how though."

"How so? Do you have any proof that what you just told me was true?"

"Yes."

I turned my Sharingan on, and looked straightly into his eyes. I showed him what I saw last night.

-FLASHBACK-

Rinn ran back to my room, and slammed the door close. I quickly followed, and opened the door a little, just to see her face-planted on my bed, muttering things to herself.

"I started to feel guilty for shouting at Pein."

"I started to feel guilty for hurting and scaring Pein."

"I started to feel guilty for shouting what my head think of them."

"I started to feel guilty for ruining the fun I thought we would have."

"I started to feel guilty for making them feel the guilts."

"I started to feel guilty for raising my voice and being so stubborn."

"I started to feel guilty for acting like a kid in front of them."

"I started to feel guilty for embarassing Sasori and Itachi and almost all of the members."

"I started to feel guilty for what happened tonight."

She, then, closed her eyes, and said....

"The past is in the past."

Good thing, she didn't know that I heard all of the things she said...... And saw all of the things she did.

-FLASHBACK ENDS-

Then, he just nodded, and said.....

"It's still up to you, Itachi."

I nodded, and muttered Fine. I walked out, thinking of a way to convince Rinn.