21st December, 2013With just a few days before Chrimbo, Shyton United faced a massive test with a home game against Manchester City – the new Manchester United. It was a capacity crowd of yawning fans, along with the surprise return of Alexander Kovich. Alexander Kovich looked super cute in his PJs, all snug like a slug in a rug. It looked like his blonde bimbo, I meant wife, was snuggled up to him in what looked like… a bed? Yes, they had a bed in the directors’ box. This was all very John and Yoko. Cashmere blankets, a fire burning, perhaps Alexander had never slept better than when he ‘watched’ Shyton United play.
If Shyton were to win, they’d go second in the league. It was a meteoric rise and fully deserved.
The match was on! In one of Shyton’s many attacks (this wasn’t true but I o
