25th September, 2013The next day and despite Ben Twaddle’s success at Everton, the press gathered to witness the unveiling of Shyton United’s new manager, Luis Jalapeno. Sheikh Abdullah and Maury hadn’t just hung around, they had scoured Europe for their man. They had tempted a manager famed for his bitterness, his outspoken nature, and his notoriously unhappy demeanour. A man sneered at as much as he was also revered for his incredible success. The new gaffer was certainly going to bring a vibe different from that of Juan Lopez.
Luis was as tanned as that guy from that auction programme, and he had streaks of grey hair, which gave him a George Clooney look. He forever wore a smug facial expression and an attitude like he was too good to be here. The Sheikh must’ve been paying him a King’
