2nd July, 2013I stopped by Tommy’s flat. Brenda was feeding Luke and Shannon. Both appeared to have gained weight. Medicine balls sprang to mind. Tommy and Brenda were having yet another barney, no doubt partly fuelled by Tommy’s recent expenditure.
BRENDA: Did you know he had a secret stash?
STANLEY: Drugs?
BRENDA: No, you wally, cash! All this time I’ve been scrimping and saving, even cutting open the used toothpaste to scrape it all up and this bastard’s gotten a nice little nest egg hidden away. Look at me!
I tried not to. She looked awful. A bloated, saggy lamb dressed up as mutton.
BRENDA: I deserve nice things and instead I shop at Primark. And this arsehole spends what we do have on his f*****g shitty hair.
TOMMY: Stop having a go at my hair.
BRENDA: Selfish cunt!
Brenda go
