“But I feel terrible disappointing her, too.”
“Seriously, if you don’t wanna do it, you don’t have to. She wouldn’t want to upset you, I promise. But if you think you might enjoy it, I mean, no one here is gonna judge you. Lemme tell you where this idea came from. Last year, just before Christmas, we all went to a Chinese restaurant. Just before we were leaving, they started doing karaoke. Fuckin’ Tatum thought it’d be a hoot to get up and sing a song. He was horrible. He was worse than horrible, but we were all laughin’ so damn hard because he was bein’ ridiculous. Ever since then, we call him Pavarotti. Don’t feel pressure, it’s no big deal. If you wanna, then do it. If not, then that’s perfectly okay. But, lemme just ask you this, is it all that different from singing in church?”
Toby
