CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE YOU LOGGED ON DRU Without what? WITHOUT WHAT? DRU OMIGOD, Emily, how can you log off without finishing? Here I’ve been very good and not interrupting you AT ALL because I’ve been utterly and completely riveted to what happened to you, and you just log off? YOU CAN’T DO THAT ... ohai. EM Sorry. Brother reset the router. DRU OMIGOD, girl! OH. MY. GOD. EM I know, right? DRU I can’t ... so many things ... I don’t even know where to start. ... Wait, what were you going to say when you dropped off-line? EM Um. Oh, that I could contemplate the future without changing my name and moving to Brazil. DRU Why Brazil? EM Why not Brazil? DRU Point taken. I can’t believe Aidan said those things to you. It’s totally not fair you have to pay for the floor. It was their system

