DRU You are the epitome of class, babe.
EM “So you’re going to Gob-botty?” Aidan asked with an insouciant smile.
“Gob-botty? I thought it was Oxwills.”
He grinned. My knees melted. I had to hold on to the chair to keep up the pretense that I was standing.
“Gobbottle is the name of the liberal arts college at Oxwills. We who tread its hallowed halls call it Gob-botty. Botty, get it?”
“Oh, gotcha.” I laughed with him. “Botty. Ha.”
DRU What the heck is a botty?
EM I had to do a Google search, because I didn’t know, either. It’s slang for butt.
DRU Butt? You’re going to Butt College?
EM Oh, it gets better than that, because “gob” means mouth.
DRU So ...
EM Yup. I’m going to mouth-butt college. In Piddle City. Can I die of embarrassment now, please?
DRU I don’t know how you get your
