CHAPTER FOUR
YOU LOGGED ON
EM I’m never going to live through this year.
DRU Maybe it won’t be as bad as you think, maybe ... oh, what am I saying? No one should have to be Culturally Ethical via Diverse Logic more than once in their lifetime.
EM I love that you knew exactly what I was going to say.
DRU You’re my sister from another mister. Of course I know. Now tell Mama all.
EM OK, that just sounds weird with the mister thing in there.
DRU Yeah, I regretted it the second I sent it. Pretend it never happened.
EM Done. The class thing really bothers me, but I’m striving to let it go.
DRU Smart. Nothing you can do about it.
EM I reserve the right to b***h about it periodically, though.
DRU Of course.
EM So, I survived, although just barely, the trip to Valentine’s, a scabby old
