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Despite all the drama yesterday, I woke up very happy this morning and guess what, I even got to school early.
No, I didn't come twenty minutes early to school today because I'm happy. No level of happiness can make me that hardworking.
I came to school this morning because I wanted to see my lovely 'friend' Darcy...note the sarcasm. She's actually not my friend, but I came earlier to take a look at her.
"You bitch." Darcy screamed dragging me by the arm, this pulled me out of my thoughts.
I guess I was too busy rambling to myself that I didn't notice her coming or the crowd gathering.
"Oh hey, Darcy. How may I help you this bright morning?" I said cheerfully trying to fake innocence.
"Are you blind or are you dumb?" She said sounding more pissed. "Can't you see what you've done to me?" She said pointing at her face and hands.
So now I'm guessing you all are confused, let me help you out.
The thing is, I may have found out that Darcy was allergic to raisons on Sunday while plotting my evil scheme. And I may or may not have sprayed the chocolate I gave her yesterday with raison extract. Now, she's looking like a balloon that overstayed during her tanning session.
But am I going to admit to anything?
Definitely not. She deserves this.
But don't worry, she's not going to die, apparently her skin only swells for a day or two and then she'll be back to normal. I made full research so I don't cause undue harm to her.
"Oh! My! God!" I exclaimed trying my best to act surprised. “Darcy what happened to your beautiful body?" I said with concern but scrunching up my nose slightly.
I must give myself credit, I'm a good actress.
"You happened. I don't know what the hell you did to me, but I'm reporting you to the school authorities." She said glaring daggers at me while her minions nodded.
"What are you talking about? We made peace just yesterday and you're pinning something like this on me?" I said with the most innocent puppy eyes. "That's a low blow Darcy. I actually thought we could be friends."
I felt like throwing up just saying those words.
"Friends?!" Darcy said mockingly. "Only my raison allergy can make my body react this way, and I only started swelling after I took the stupid chocolate you gave me." She said bringing out the empty chocolate box and throwing it at me.
She really has the guts.
"Firstly, this chocolate is really expensive Darcy, not stupid and secondly, its milk chocolate not raison chocolate, so I don't understand how you looking bloated is my fault." I said showing her the spot with ingredients on the chocolate box.
"She actually has a point Darcy." One of her minions Riley spoke up, earning a glare from Darcy.
"I don't care what's written on the box. I don't trust you and that's it. You'll definitely pay for this." She said and walked out dramatically.
Now, a normal girl would have just gone back to sort out her stuff for classes, but that's the point, a normal girl.As soon as her minions turned to follow her, I started laughing. I mean laughing uncontrollably and some of those who watched the show were looking at me funny.
I've gotten part of my revenge and she doesn't have any evidence against me. This was a golden moment.
"Show's over." A loud voice boomed in the corridor and everyone went back to their business.
"Way to spoil my moment." I muttered while rolling my eyes.
"Hello to you too." Cole said placing his hand on my locker.
At least he wasn't mad about yesterday anymore.
"Hey." I said pinching his cheek in the typical grandma fashion.
"Grandma, my turn." Jeffrey said pushing Cole away.
Honestly, I couldn't hold in my laughter, Jeffrey looked adorable.
"Don't worry, there's enough grandma pinches for everyone." I said pinching Jeffrey's cheek lightly.
"Actually we came here to say sorry about yesterday." Cole said. “It’s just..Barry Miller isn't who he looks like." He added.
"He's dangerous." Jeffrey butted in.
"Well someone doesn't really look sorry." I stated looking at Damon.
"Come on dude." Cole and Jeffrey chorused pushing him forward.
"Well, I'm sorry." He said and I was really surprised he said that so easily. "I'm sorry, you cant keep your hormones in check and had to be a b***h during detention yesterday." He continued.
Cole and Jeffrey just stood looking at him in shock.
"I'm sorry, I tried stopping you from being a f**k boy's victim." He looked at me his eyes full of mock. "But it's no big deal, it seems you're birds of a feather." He added looking me dead in the eyes.
Now that was a total blow, but I didn't give him the privilege of getting a reaction from me.
"You done?" I asked with a brow raised confidently.
I took his silence for a yes.
"You're right, we're birds of a feather, and that's why he's my boyfriend." I said just as I brought out my notes for first period and shut my locker. "Unlike you, I'm not dating a bloated version of Cruella D'evil." I added and started walking away not before giving Cole and Jeffrey a sweet smile.
I could see them holding in their laughter. Damon definitely had it coming.
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"I guess we should seal this deal with a kiss." Miller said smirking at me.
School was over and we were currently at some fast food place he took me too.
"I told you already, we're not to go physical in any way except it’s necessary and even that will have it’s limits." I said giving him a bored look.
I had told him about my little proposition and luckily for me, he agreed quite easily because apparently, I was 'smoking hot'.
"Fine." He said exasperatedly. It's nice doing business with you." He whispered gently into my ear.
"Same here." I said pushing him away slightly.
I guess my two goals for the day were accomplished.
A good night's rest, here I come.
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